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Ethan

The absolute mega chad. The fattest cock and the biggest bank. He never flexes, hes humble in victory and gracious in defeat. Has all the friends you could want, is the best sports player you could ever meet, always friendly to others and caring about his close friends. Ethan the best guy you could know
Ethan: Hello good chums
Friends: Why hello!
Ethan: Where's your money at?
*Puts homies down*
by anonymous December 14, 2022
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Ethan is one of the nicest and funniest people you will ever meet. He isn’t a big social media person but he will listen when you’ve got something to get off your chest, if you’re with an Ethan, never ever let him go.
Omg did you meet the new guy. He’s Ethan, he’s so funny and sweet.
by Rochel October 30, 2020
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A kid that when he has his bangs down and not swept to the side looks like a bar code, somewhat Filipino and has worn a Vietnamese rice farmer hat screaming "ching chong" cause he's uncultured
"Hey, you know that kid Ethan?"
"Yeah last time I remember wasn't he dating Ashley"
"Oh dude, I gotta go tell Monolith about this"
by Monolith Morningstar June 18, 2019
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Ethaning

The action used when distracting your teachers in class to make them go off-topic so they don't notice you're not doing work.
"Hey Mr.___ have you seen the new Batman movie?"
"Yeah, it was really good... WAIT A MINUTE."
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"Don't start Ethaning me, get your work done.
by arnavjohn February 28, 2022
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Ethan is a very nice and caring person. Although he might seem tough, he's actually a softy. Many people might think he is intimating but once you get to know him he is really funny. Everyone would be lucky to have an Ethan in their life as he is always there to help you/support you.SO GO AND GET ONE NOW!
Go get Ethan now
by unknown school chicks March 16, 2018
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Ethan eats balls
by Ball stretcher April 13, 2020
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Ethan is somebody you will fall in love will and miss your classes just bc his good looks he is a shy boi but he touches you a lot he has blonde hair and hot freckles that just make him stand out in your eyes as he will always say "that's what she said"
Hi my names Ethan
by Oofergang2222 November 4, 2018
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