Typically a fag with small penis who curls his arms up like a t rex and runs around and scares the neighbourhood cats. Erics think there all that and do things like eat a whole wheel of cheese and poop in the refrigerator. Also lowlifes.
He is being an Eric again
by j dorian September 17, 2011
One who is a complete narcissist thinks he knows everything about everything when truly it is entirely a general knowledge likes fast hondas even though his is godly slow and is very indecisive but is ocd about the little things like his penis that is due to fall into the abyss due to sex with skuts someone who likes it strictly in the butt
STOP BEING SUCH AN ERIC IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW I SPELL V-TEC
YOUR AN ERIC IF YOU PUNCH A HOLE IN THE WALL DUE TO A DIRTY SKUT NAMED LEILA
YOUR AN ERIC IF YOU PUNCH A HOLE IN THE WALL DUE TO A DIRTY SKUT NAMED LEILA
by its V-TECH April 8, 2010
by bobbbbyyyycash January 18, 2019
An Eric is a roommate during college that refuses to do anything productive. Common traits include, but are not limited to:
1. failing all classes
2. never going to class
3. waking up at 4PM
4. disappearing until the early morning.
5. drinking profusely
1. failing all classes
2. never going to class
3. waking up at 4PM
4. disappearing until the early morning.
5. drinking profusely
by dictionary June 15, 2006
A lame ass man that can't get shit together if his life depended on it. His poor manners, tasteless clothes, and bad hygiene are his most notable attributes. Women might want to know him at first, but as soon as they get to know him, they RUN for the hills! He acts shy and sweet, but can be a real pain in the ass. Hell he likes it in the ass too! He might ask you on a second date, but he will most likely stick with the bill like the 1st date! Erics are usually short, bald, annoying, clingy, broke, and have notorious bad breath. They're moody, stupid, classless, hating, and often rant on social media about pointless bitchy things. Eric's are tend to have the smallest dicks in the world.
Tanya- "I dated an Eric once, he had the smallest baby dick ever!"
Sandy- "Erics are so fucking annoying and pretentious. It must be related to their small dick and godawful bad breath! Yuk!"
Carlos- "Erics give the worst head ever! All they want to do is bitch about their bad luck and areven the lamest fucks."
Lisa - " Crying ass Lil attention whore bitch! Smell bad ashape fuck and his food is even worse! Just a sad little man.."
Tanya- "I dated an Eric once, he had the smallest baby dick ever!"
Sandy- "Erics are so fucking annoying and pretentious. It must be related to their small dick and godawful bad breath! Yuk!"
Carlos- "Erics give the worst head ever! All they want to do is bitch about their bad luck and areven the lamest fucks."
Lisa - " Crying ass Lil attention whore bitch! Smell bad ashape fuck and his food is even worse! Just a sad little man.."
by Yobigdickdaddy December 20, 2016
A retarded flying cat that gives no fucks, and will end up dying at a young age because of his own retardity.
by Abccc cc February 7, 2019
A piece of shit husband that cheats on you with a shitty little tramp that was his high school crush
I'm divorcing Eric.
by DarkLordStarChils August 17, 2017