Erat

When you are a rat online.

Søren: yoo, Mads, Asgar has fucked your girl.
Asgar: Damn, you erat.
Everybody else: Get this erat out the group call

by IHaveStage3TerminalCancer May 12, 2022

Erataglositumia

The sexual fantasy of someone sucking the shit out of your ass through a pipe.

Erataglositumia.

by KidNamedJason August 1, 2022

Eatoned

To be rejected by a group or collection of people simultaneously

Trent bought a caprice so we Eatoned him clean out of the group

by SlowGL July 4, 2023

Erotophonophilia

Erotophonophilia is a paraphilia (unusual sexual interest or attraction) that centres on the act (real or imagined) of murdering your partner during the act of intercourse. It is one of the more severe forms of sexual sadism. Erotophonophiliacs tend to fantasize about beating, stabbing, strangling and mutilating their partner(s); they also engage in idealized narcissistic fantasies of domination and utter control over their partner(s). Murders committed by erotophonophiliacs are often marked by genital mutilation or dismemberment, and disembowelment. Erotophonophiliacs are more likely to be primary psychopaths than non-erotophonophiliacs, they are more likely to engage in cruelty to animals, and also more likely to become serial killers. They are more likely than other murderers to engage in cannibalism and torture and significantly more likely to commit 'trophy keeping' where they secretively collect either a personal effect of the victim or a part of the victims body, typically using the trophies in acts of worship or as artistic display pieces.

"The erotophonophiliac picked up the gardening shears from the table by the back patio door and quickly made his way back to the bedroom, tucking the shears in his pocket as he made his way. The girl he had brought back from the bar the previous night laid across the bottom of his bed, still and lifeless. As he made his way across the room, he stopped and stooped for a moment at a pool of blood, taking some up onto his fingers and painting the blood on his face. As he approached the body on his bed, he retrieved the shears from his pocket. He gently reached down and grabbed at the girls hand, intertwining his fingers with hers like a lovely couple would. He realized he had quickly developed a large erection, and as he selected one of her fingers and slipped the shears around it he could barely breathe, and as he squeezed the shears he came with such a ferocity he was afraid the neighbours would hear and investigate."

by Mike0xlong420 July 26, 2024

Ermatology

The study or art of being a massive nerd at every possible opportunity, especially when completely unnecessary. Someone who has mastered ermatology is known as an ermatologist.

Dave: 77+33=100
Melvin: Erm, ackshually, 77+33 does not equal 100, it instead, as a matter of fact, equals 110. 70+30=100, this is fairly basic addition and is commonly taught in elementary school.
Dave: Holy shit, it's a joke. Do you have a masters degree in ermatology or something?

by Wavedash January 12, 2024

Ermatologist

Someone who has mastered the skill of ermatology to a professional level, either through years of study or personal experience.

Steve: Wanna hang out tomorrow?
Dave: Can't, I've got an appointment with the ermatologist.
Steve: No problem, everything okay?
Dave: Yeah, I just accidentally used the word "effect" instead of "affect" and he said he wants to see me as soon as possible just to make sure it's not a symptom of something more severe.

by Wavedash January 12, 2024

ekatodecaoctophobia

fear of the number 118, most prominent in fans of the online band 'Bull of Heaven'

my friend has ekatodecaoctophobia and when i showed him a post on twitter, he started pointing at the like count and screaming

by progect3548 March 16, 2024