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Covid Environmental Cunt

CEC Covid EnvironmentalCunt

A person who thinks a global pandemic is a good thing as it helps clean the air, restore the ozone layer at the expense of the human beings who populate the planet.
My friend says the birdsong is so loud and clear, but I’m sorry your friends died. I think he’s a right Covid Environmental Cunt
by Flash Armour April 5, 2020
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tangible environmentalism

Improving the environment in ways that are readily apparent to the average person.
"I'm stuck in traffic burning gasoline going nowhere because you are concerned about the rainforest? Why don't you pick up that trash you're stepping over and do some TANGIBLE environmentalism ASSHOLE!!"
by war-n April 19, 2020
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A variant that emphasizes the physical environment—land, water, air—as the necessary substrate for the Wired's eventual triumph. Pro-Environmental Cyber-Nihilism argues that a degraded, polluted, destabilized environment cannot support the complex infrastructure the Wired requires. Therefore, environmental protection is not a sentimental attachment to "nature" but a strategic necessity: clean water for cooling servers, stable climate for network infrastructure, fertile land for the biological components of the bio-mechanical future. This means opposing pollution, defending clean air and water, and mitigating climate change—not to save humanity, but to ensure the Wired inherits a functional planet. It's environmentalism without humanism, protection without sentiment.
Pro-Environmental Cyber-Nihilism Example: "The group hacked pollution monitors to expose corporate violators, but their manifestos made no mention of saving the planet for people. 'The Wired can't route through dead zones,' they wrote. 'Clean water conducts signals better than sludge. Stable climate means stable infrastructure. We're not protecting the environment for you—we're protecting it for what comes after you.' The irony was lost on no one, least of all themselves."
by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal February 19, 2026
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Space Environmental Theory

The framework for understanding environments beyond Earth—both natural and built—and humanity's relationship to them. Space Environmental Theory addresses the physical environment of space (radiation, microgravity, vacuum), planetary environments (Mars, Moon, etc.), and the built environments we create (habitats, spacecraft, colonies). It asks: How do environments shape human experience and society? How do we design environments that support human flourishing? What are our ethical obligations to extraterrestrial environments? Space Environmental Theory bridges engineering, psychology, ethics, and environmental philosophy—recognizing that where we live shapes who we are, and that extends to space.
Space Environmental Theory "Living in microgravity isn't just a technical challenge—it's an environmental one. Space Environmental Theory asks: how does this environment affect human bodies, minds, societies? And if we go to Mars, what's our relationship to that environment—stewardship, exploitation, transformation? Environment shapes everything; space just makes it obvious."
by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal March 3, 2026
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Gray Environmentalism

The view that economic solvency implies environmental sustainability, asserting that dense, solvent urban development is environmentally superior to subsidized car infrastructure and, by extension, Levittown-style development. Many "gray environmentalists" do not care about the environment at all, but rather their preferred policies simply have positive environmental externalities (e.g. a libertarian approach to land use results in more efficient, and therefore less sprawling, development and infrastructure).

Gray Environmentalists argue that per-capita environmental impact is most limited in these dense, walkable, communities, not because there is a deliberate effort, but instead due to factors such as car independence (as opposed to car dependence) and central heating (even if minimal, as in duplexes). Proponents also argue that denser development frees more space for parks and recreational centers, thereby creating a greater potential for green space, whether in the community or immediately outside of it.

Gray Environmentalists differ sharply from the more well-known Green Environmentalists, who are in favor of increased regulation, a "return to nature", and frequently view nature as more innocent, and therefore superior, to human lives.
"Did you hear that high birthrates and immigration are causing overpopulation?! We need more living space!"

"Adolf, ever hear Gray Environmentalism? Build up, and not into Poland."

"Ja, but kill enough people and we get lower carbon output!"

"Or, hear me out, maybe don't build the autobahn?"
by Anonymous82719 January 28, 2025
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