Foetal Enforcer

Male genitalia, generally underused.

It's been so long, my Sergeant Johnson was just promoted to Foetal Enforcer.

by |nyquist| February 20, 2011

Pocket Engraving

The scratches on something you keep in your pocket that were put there by other stuff in your pocket.

"Dude, nice zippo. But it's all scratched up."

"No man, that's just the sweet pocket engraving."

by NickFreakenRocks February 19, 2012

chinese encore

After a happy ending, the Chinese masseuse spits your load in her friends mouth.

I got a Chinese encore with my happy ending today.

by beast721 July 2, 2014

kendo endorsing

Ass fucking in an intricate way that involves a skilled professional in order to do so.

Did you here that last night Nick totally was kendo endorsing Maddie?!! She's such a whore!

by Yoloswaggggg February 7, 2014

Laser Engraver

The object that teacher Mr. Bloede received on the first day of Christmas. Along with mr. Miller, this is his favorite toy to have interactions with.

On the first day of Christmas, my true love came to me. A laser engraver.

by Thisismyurbandictionaryaccount August 13, 2019

Human engraving

Human engraving is a term used to talk about self harm in a non explicit way

Arnault : I’m a real human engraving adept !
Here Arnault is in depression and suicidal

by Rimbault November 27, 2021

Mouton Endormi

Someone that is ungrateful and wishes the worst on others.
A ''Mouton Endormi'' can easily be late for any event (restaurant, registering for a passport..).
Even with these negative aspects, a ''Mouton Endormi'' loves to smile to a point that it hurts her cheeks.

''Waow you really want to sleep now?''
''Yes I'm a mouton endormi''
''But I would love to play gin first''
''Sorry you already won too much''

by Ben Dommage May 19, 2022