Skip to main content

Enemies with Benefits

Like friends with benefits, but enemies. Usually it's angry sex. But in a good way.
Student A: Did you hear about Jake and Alyss?
Student B: No, did they finally fight?
Student A: No! They had sex!
Student B: Enemies with Benefits. Sweet.
by gabbyxgore February 28, 2010
mugGet the Enemies with Benefits mug.

golden toilet enema

When you take a shit in pissy toilet water and it splashes up in your open ass hole.
Fuck, I forgot to flush that chicks piss, now I can give myself a really creepy golden toilet enema!
by atomicpunk5150 May 12, 2009
mugGet the golden toilet enema mug.

enemyzone

Where obnoxious guys are placed when they become violently misogynistic after being put in the "~ friendzone ~"
there was this one guy that kept asking me out.

every time I would politely decline.

He then kept complaining about how I led him on and put him in the “friendzone

He got his friends to try to bully me into dating him

The next time I saw that guy, I told him “congratulations! you’ve left the friendzone!”

he looked really happy.

I then told him: “You’ve now entered the enemyzone! don’t ever talk to me again.” (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧
by Auggiekins April 1, 2013
mugGet the enemyzone mug.

toilet enema

When you are shitting and the water splashes right back into the ole butthole before it closes back up.
Who needs a beday? I just had a toilet enema today.
by bobby col. June 29, 2008
mugGet the toilet enema mug.

Enemies-to-Lovers

A trope in fiction where the individuals involved start off their relationship as enemies and then eventually turn into Lovers. They may be hostile towards each other at first, or have just met each other on unfortunate circumstances.
"Zuko was a villain in ATLA and Katara was a protagonist, if they ended up together they could have been an iconic Enemies-to-Lovers ship."
by No-Eli October 10, 2019
mugGet the Enemies-to-Lovers mug.

enema flop

When you take off your pants before doing a butt flop/ cannonball into a pool.
Hey Clinton, watch me do a enema flop into your pool!!!
by misssmilezz July 4, 2016
mugGet the enema flop mug.

Truth Enema

Administration of pure and unadulterated truthfulness, the astringency of which is enough to cleanse the filthy bowels of a deluded soul.
Everybody kept telling Chris that they were sure his girlfriend was always working late and not staying behind to fuck her boss.
I being a true friend decided to administer a truth enema, and inform him that his girlfriend is probably getting reamed over the copy machine daily, nightly and ever so rightly.
Thus he was able to able to cleanse himself of the female infectious human waste and lead a fulfilling life.
by Zoomlion January 15, 2010
mugGet the Truth Enema mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email