Emil

A man who has not seen the daylight for over a week spending his days collecting hedgehog spikes while taking the biggest shit on the planet

Look! An Emil! Such a rare creature.

by Ubunga March 27, 2020

Emil

Emil is a ketchup lover

Emil eats ketchup

by Lord of Melis October 2, 2023

Carl-Emil

Usually a very smol dick around 3 cm but he is still a lady magnet and fucks your mom

guy 1: Who is that guy with that smol dick?
guy 2: He must be an Carl-Emil

by Giant penis guy February 28, 2022

Emil

Small Dick, look like MR.Bean

He is so Emil

by Swagcool123 December 12, 2016

Emil

Emil is a boy that has a extremely big dick loves basketball I he will marry a girl named jazmin he also loves his friends

Is that cute boy with a jazmin?

Yeah he HAS to be a Emil

by Iheartclowes December 12, 2021

Emil Hansen

An Emil Hansen is a quite rare species but when you see that beautiful beast, it is an amazing experience
The Emil Hansen is a top quality pussy destroyer and at times simply to pleasure his wamens this magnificent beast .eats their pussy Which is why this creature is known in the animal kingdom as the pussy meister

The Emil Hansen is hawt and is a pro pussy eater

Wow look at that beautiful Emil Hansen over there dad

OH MY GOD MAM GET THE CAMERA THAT EMIL HANSEN JUST DABBED AND SMOKED 4 JOINTS IN 0.69 SECONDS!!

by PussyMeister666 December 2, 2018

Emil

An individual which has a thumb known only to gods and an apetite for pubecent boys. These "things" are born ones every milion years and are often considered retarded.

Who stole my sexually frustrated son?

Who else but Emil

by Pappsen December 17, 2022