Emerald News - is a channel made by Emerald on the UTMP discord server that replaced Onlin News after Onlin decided to give his channel away.
So far he posted a very few amount of news in the past few month but there is nothing that can do something about that.
So far he posted a very few amount of news in the past few month but there is nothing that can do something about that.
User1 - It used to be Gerry News, than Onlin News, now Emerald News? Whats next???
User2 - Markiplier News!
User2 - Markiplier News!
by 5L1M3 January 27, 2022
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by heyoheyo April 17, 2022
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Noun \i-ˈmər-jənt-sē\
1. An unexpected and usually dangerous health related situation that calls for immediate action.
2. A patient requiring urgent and immediate medical attention
3. An occurrence or condition which prevents one from being capable of performing the duties of their job and/or living because of impending threat to their visual acuity, extremity locomotion or core autonomic respiratory and circulatory functions (aside from a severe case of Crying Baby Syndrome CBS)
In short: LIFE, LIMB or EYESIGHT
If you do not meet one of the definitions above, your situation is NOT an emergency and can wait until the primary care provider's office opens. Additionally, if you had the time to read this entire sign, you are most likely not an emergent patient.
1. An unexpected and usually dangerous health related situation that calls for immediate action.
2. A patient requiring urgent and immediate medical attention
3. An occurrence or condition which prevents one from being capable of performing the duties of their job and/or living because of impending threat to their visual acuity, extremity locomotion or core autonomic respiratory and circulatory functions (aside from a severe case of Crying Baby Syndrome CBS)
In short: LIFE, LIMB or EYESIGHT
If you do not meet one of the definitions above, your situation is NOT an emergency and can wait until the primary care provider's office opens. Additionally, if you had the time to read this entire sign, you are most likely not an emergent patient.
*Frantic knocking on door*
Medic: "It's 0236. What's the medical emergency?"
Random Whiner: "Doc, I've got a bad cough and I stubbed my toe..."
Medic: "You... Cough. . . Toe. . ."
*Grabs weapon, chambers round*
Random Whiner: "Erm..." *runs away quickly*
Medic: "Feelin better now, eh?"
Medic: "It's 0236. What's the medical emergency?"
Random Whiner: "Doc, I've got a bad cough and I stubbed my toe..."
Medic: "You... Cough. . . Toe. . ."
*Grabs weapon, chambers round*
Random Whiner: "Erm..." *runs away quickly*
Medic: "Feelin better now, eh?"
by Green_Machine November 14, 2013
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Get the Daddy Emerald mug.Some ROBLOX group who apparently likes putting out fires and healing PBST. Not much else to know about them.
Sidenote: If you see a PET and a reactor core is above 3000 degrees, R̵̢͉̗̭̦̯͖͖̗͚̊͑̈̈̋̋̈́̊͂͆̕͜͝ͅ ̵̨̭̻̦͕̰̙̱̻͕͈̼͒̔̂̎̕̚͝Ų̵̘͉̗͔͍͂̍̾̔̓̀͊̍̂̕͘̕͝ ̴̨̰͖̯́̂͛̂̈͝Ñ̴̢͔̫͍̮̲͋͊̍͂
Sidenote: If you see a PET and a reactor core is above 3000 degrees, R̵̢͉̗̭̦̯͖͖̗͚̊͑̈̈̋̋̈́̊͂͆̕͜͝ͅ ̵̨̭̻̦͕̰̙̱̻͕͈̼͒̔̂̎̕̚͝Ų̵̘͉̗͔͍͂̍̾̔̓̀͊̍̂̕͘̕͝ ̴̨̰͖̯́̂͛̂̈͝Ñ̴̢͔̫͍̮̲͋͊̍͂
"Hey you heard about the Pinewood Emergency Team? I heard they are really cool!"
TMS: *intense sobbing*
TMS: *intense sobbing*
by Mygemdiamond October 5, 2021
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DIO: The World's true power is, indeed, the power to reign over this world!
Kakyoin: Bring it on, DIO!
DIO: ZA WARUDO!
DIO: The World's true power is, indeed, the power to reign over this world!
Kakyoin: Bring it on, DIO!
DIO: ZA WARUDO!
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