When your girlfriend is hungry but you want a blowjob.
You mash a banana in a jar of peanut butter, proceed to stir it around with your penis.
You then use your penis to spread it across her face like a butter knife. This should satisfy both your needs at once.
You mash a banana in a jar of peanut butter, proceed to stir it around with your penis.
You then use your penis to spread it across her face like a butter knife. This should satisfy both your needs at once.
Kaley: I'm hungry ...
Jacob: I want a blowjob. Give me that jar of peanut butter and a banana.
Kaley: What?
Jacob: You're getting the Elvis Presley, Beeoch, I hope you don't have a peanut allergy.
Jacob: I want a blowjob. Give me that jar of peanut butter and a banana.
Kaley: What?
Jacob: You're getting the Elvis Presley, Beeoch, I hope you don't have a peanut allergy.
by Nothern Ginger Attack Monkey April 11, 2009
used to describe male genitalia
by Kregg October 19, 2003
In the city of Las Venturas (based on Las Vegas) from the video game Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas, three guys can be seen walking the streets dressed in Elvis Presley style Vegas jumpsuits. One in a white jumpsuit, another in a blue jump suit and the other Elvis wears a green jumpsuit. Can be heard making amusing comments.
White suit Elvis: "Dont you know I'm the King?"
Blue suit Elvis: "Do ya ever feel like you're not yourself?"
White suit Elvis: "You make yourself look foolish!"
Blue suit Elvis: "Do ya ever feel like you're not yourself?"
White suit Elvis: "You make yourself look foolish!"
by Dont you know I'm the King? July 14, 2005
The Elvis Presley Volcano is a complex sexual technique as described by DarkestDay:
It is a fairly complicated move to pull off, but if you do it right, you will be A GOD. First, you need a condom, some vinegar, some baking soda, and a funnel.
So, you then convince your girlfriend to let you have anal sex with her. You put on the condom and put your wang up there, but while you are in there, you pull out but leave the condom in her rectal cavity. Then, you insert the funnel in real stealthy like so she thinks you are back inside her.
Then, you pour the baking soda in the condom, then, you pour the vinegar in. Then, you grab her ass and clench her ass cheeks together. If you do this right then you will effectively seal the vinegar and baking soda concoction in the condom, not letting it escape. Then, you grab her and shake her up. Then when she asks what you are doing you yell "I'M ALL SHOOK UP, UH-HU!!!!" and let go of her ass. The pressure that has built up in the condom (which is still in her rectal cavity) will be released and she will go hovering around the room.
It is a fairly complicated move to pull off, but if you do it right, you will be A GOD. First, you need a condom, some vinegar, some baking soda, and a funnel.
So, you then convince your girlfriend to let you have anal sex with her. You put on the condom and put your wang up there, but while you are in there, you pull out but leave the condom in her rectal cavity. Then, you insert the funnel in real stealthy like so she thinks you are back inside her.
Then, you pour the baking soda in the condom, then, you pour the vinegar in. Then, you grab her ass and clench her ass cheeks together. If you do this right then you will effectively seal the vinegar and baking soda concoction in the condom, not letting it escape. Then, you grab her and shake her up. Then when she asks what you are doing you yell "I'M ALL SHOOK UP, UH-HU!!!!" and let go of her ass. The pressure that has built up in the condom (which is still in her rectal cavity) will be released and she will go hovering around the room.
by From LUE May 05, 2006
by Smokin' Bitch Magnet February 04, 2006
Elvis Aaron Presley was born on January 8, 1935 in Tupelo,Mississippi and died on August 16,1977 in Graceland Memphis Tennessee due to a heart attack he was mainly called the King of Rock and he would've been 87 years old if he were alive today.
by Idk_random February 25, 2022
When one is gifted an elvis king hit it means there luck has run out and it is now time to face the music to an unexpected KING HIT
by Kali13b January 22, 2018