Little Elvis 

A fond name for, a personification of, or a euphemism alluding to an individual's real or artificial pecker. The King (Elvis) is reputed to have used the term to refer to his own dick.

Hey there, sugar-britches. Won'tcha come over here lay some lovin on Little Elvis?

Little Elvis by Elvis Aron Presley May 19, 2005

Keebler Elvis 

A person who has consumed so many sweets and/or dessert foods that they feel like they're going to die on the toilet.

Sorry I'm late for work, I had a box of donuts for breakfast and felt like a total Keebler Elvis.

Keebler Elvis by krustaykristay June 29, 2011

Dead Elvis 

A middle-aged male,typically from a small town in the American south or midwest,who grew up in the 40s,50s,or early 60s,uses about a quart of Brylcreem or Vitalis to slick his hair into a 6-inch pompadour,wears his pants 3 sizes too tight with a massive beer-&-fried-chicken gut hanging out,is waaay too politically conservative,and typically drives a giant, rusty,early-70s Chevy,Ford,or Lincoln and listens to classic-country & rockabilly.Usually accompanied by a female with a beehive and tons of red lipstick.

"Look at that old dude that just got out of the '71 rustbucket Impala,what a Dead Elvis!"

Dead Elvis by sns21274 May 20, 2009

fat elvis 

eating a cheeseburger while taking a shit and recieving oral pleasure all at the same time

Jane gives the best fat elvis' in town!

fat elvis by kenny July 27, 2004

The Elvis Presley 

Named after the cultural icon, Elvis Presley, who was known to frequently eat peanut butter and banana sandwiches, "The Elvis Presley" takes place when a male lubricates a female's vagina or anus with peanut butter and then proceeds to penetrate her with a banana. This term was formed after an off-campus incident at Rowan University in Glassboro, New Jersey.

"YO MAN, I GAVE THAT BITCH THE ELVIS PRESLEY LAST NIGHT... NOW SHE HAS SALMONELLA!!"

The Elvis Presley by MrCreampuff February 15, 2009

Filthy Elvis

Giving a girl The Filthy Elvis is when a man is "behind" her and performs a double reverse shocker by placing both hands in the standard shocker position then giving her "four in the stink, two in the pink." Then, when she jumps up angrily and spins around, he gives her some shit sideburns and say "Thank ya', thank ya' very much."

Heather broke up with Tony for giving her The Filthy Elvis.

Filthy Elvis by MCForrest1 December 23, 2008

fluffy elvis 

When male ejaculatory fluid is present on the tip of the penis, and the male casually rubs and inserts the penis on and around the female's long fluffy vagina pubes.

"Holy Shit dude, last night that shit was so long, i had to fluffy elvis the shit out of that pussy."

fluffy elvis by ThreeThreeTwo September 27, 2012