Egger

A retarded looking being whose head is shaped like an egg.
Anything it tries to do like stalking or playing ends up with him fucking it up thus also being known as "Ezo".

That egger is dogshit at Minecraft.

by breadphile November 10, 2025

charlotte eggerton

is a real nice, caring, girl. as a friend or boyfriend you couldnt ask for anyone better. she is real pretty and personality is immense ilove you.

yo. she is well pretty thats a charlotte eggerton

by kieran griffiths March 7, 2012

Double edged special latte

The act of ordering a large iced latte from Dunkin Doughnuts and while double teaming the cashier pour it in their mouth and asshole for a foamy whipped cream clap.

Hi welcome to Dunkin Doughnuts, how may I help you? Yeah can I get a double edged special latte. Oh my... *call the cops*

by Sexual treat May 12, 2019

double-edged cock

When your dick is so big, its too scary so you can't get laid. Yet you have the prestige of a massive dick.

I feel bad for that guy Brian's dick is so big he will never fuck. He has a double-edged cock.

by augustbell666 August 27, 2019

Double Edged Logic

When someone says something that is hypocrytical to them but uses it as a arguement for another.

"Stop assuming all people are bad, everyone has helped me, but youre just making it worse"

"Bro thats double edged logic"

by Gow123 September 12, 2020

Double-Edged

Double-Edged come from an ancient word meaning (pure rage). It would normally be used to describe something annoying or out of order. If someone is double-edged then they would be an annoying piece of shit and a waste of space.

Some use Double-edged as a good thing, this use of the world is completely wrong and these people are morons.

"Double-Edged Nettles!"

"Darragh you double-edged pedophile."

by SuperMegaGenuis October 12, 2020

Two-egger

A person who always follows the rules. They would never use three eggs in a two egg recipe. Even if three eggs would make a better batter.

Val would never pass that slow ass car on this curve. She's such a two-egger.

by Dangerdog Wolftoucher December 31, 2020