When our Democrat overlords glitch out due to the fact that they're not really human but alien reptilians in human skin
Did you see the Joe Biden bot malfunction during his speech last night? He started slurring his words and basically just shut down. Talk about a-reptile-dysfunction!
The Hillary unit glitched out again during her interview today. It was another example of a-reptile-dysfunction.
A senseless incoherent word salad from the Kamala Chameleon is a type of a-reptile-dysfunction in her programming.
The Hillary unit glitched out again during her interview today. It was another example of a-reptile-dysfunction.
A senseless incoherent word salad from the Kamala Chameleon is a type of a-reptile-dysfunction in her programming.
by TheGideonLion September 17, 2024

A Diary Of a Wimpy Kid fan fiction originally posted onto the R/Loded Diper subreddit. It puts a particularly much darker light on the DOAWK series and the Heffley family.
by fieldofaspen February 9, 2024

Someone who is creative but doesn't know what to do with their life or what they are passionate about.
by dysf September 30, 2020

when person cannot control their impulses due to a multiple sexual personality dysfunction
or a sexual identity predicament
or a sexual identity predicament
by rafael e Reyes January 29, 2019

The inability of some men to stop themselves from correcting people (especially women) about something they know nothing about.
Kevin suffers from correctile dysfunction.
by Toxic-masculinity January 6, 2023

You're a dysfunctional little fuck. One phone call could get you onto Ricki Lake.
One phone call, you and you're fucked up family. Ricki would get 10 episodes out of you!
One phone call, you and you're fucked up family. Ricki would get 10 episodes out of you!
by de-pube November 30, 2022

noun
1. A failure of storage media, particularly aged obsolete devices, characterized by an inability to achieve an ejection from the host device.
2. When a floppy disk releases its limp ropy material into the slotted box receptacle. This accidental discharge destroys the desirable of both members, often resulting in the indefinite partnership of the devices and the generation of a new storage system in time.
1. A failure of storage media, particularly aged obsolete devices, characterized by an inability to achieve an ejection from the host device.
2. When a floppy disk releases its limp ropy material into the slotted box receptacle. This accidental discharge destroys the desirable of both members, often resulting in the indefinite partnership of the devices and the generation of a new storage system in time.
My VHS tape just had an ejectile dysfunction with my combo TV/VCR! I would have pulled out but the unit had already shot its silky viscous wad all over the place without warning.
by MoleMan_0828 April 20, 2016
