choke a donkey

1. when you take a crap, and shit enough that it fills the bowl
2. a thick, massive turd the size of a footlong sub, that leaves you feeling like you got dry fucked by a frieght train

"I got a crap on deck that could choke a donkey" Fat bastard
Austin powers II

by mr hankie June 17, 2006

honkey donkey

Harley Davidson

When are you going to let me ride your new honkey donkey?

by Lunchbag March 28, 2010

Donkey Kong Barrel Throw

You take a barrel and put peeled bananas into it. You then jizz all over it and put it aside. You take your partner and you preform anal with her while making monkey noises. Just when she is about to climax you throw her into the barrel of bananas and throw it down the stairs.

donkey kong pile driver donkey kong punch donkey punch donkey kong sex

Jason : Man Gina was so kinky last night she asked me for a donkey kong barrel throw .. took me hours to clean that shit up

by DonkeyKONG_69 October 16, 2010

Donkey Dick

A term used by military personnel to describe the threaded funnel that attaches to five gallon fuel cans which is long and resembles the shape of said animal.

Hey private make sure that donkey dick is tight so it doesn't leak

by ColdMike October 9, 2012

Sloppy Donkey

The finest establishment with a liquor license in Central Ohio. An oasis of drunkness in a barren wilderness of sobriety.

Jay was loko schiavo christo brochachoed at Sloppy Donkey three days last week.

by jose6969696969 January 14, 2011

swamp donkey

an ugly ass girl who only goes to parties to hit on drunk guys hoping they're drunk enough to sleep with her

"hey dude, did mckaylah try to hit on you last night?"
"ya man, shes a total swamp donkey! I was wasted asf, but not that wasted."

by JJ413 October 16, 2016

on like donkey kong

meaning something is about to go down that you're pumped up for.

(you're about to play Halo 3 online)
"alright niggas, it's on like donkey kong!!!"

by Chancellor Howard November 4, 2007