Doushe-a-loushe

A person who is mostly being beaten with a douchebag over the head and gets branded on the head saying Doushebag.

Timmy: Hey look at the doushe-a-loushe
John: Hahaha someone got loved by the doushebag
Timmy: it says douchebag on your forehead
Doushe-a-loushe: Please stop calling me a doushe-a-loushe- my girlfriend beat me last night

by Whyit October 29, 2007

dousche box

(adj.) exclamatory. refers to someone who prefers the prick-wad and/or "cunt-faced motherfucker" approach to life. Similar to a dousche bag, but more rigid. Refers to someone who deserves a swift stabbing in the throat. (often complimented with a following "motherfucker")

john: "that dousche box motherfucker just threw a carrot stick at me!"

pepe: "what a motherfucking dousche box."

by john decoursizzle October 15, 2005

doush bag

some doush bag, a dentist whos name I really don't care about.it's a gay name, too gay for anyone to know but still he is really stupid.

dentist: hi are you ready for your retainer its me the doush bag
me: fuck you old timer
dentist: now now no need to say naughty words
me: you bitch *pulls out a knife* *stabs in crotch*
dentist: hahahaha that dosn't hurt much because there's nothing there
me:son of a bitch

by vipmike November 19, 2006

dossy times

a popular news article durived from the dossy. set in oklahoma city, jacob hunter, the man behind the nonesense, has made an extremely fresh and characteristic news article full of love, hate and dossyness.
the cast is, bonedavis, the timmy, dockie, hitler, vanderdossy, the racoons, the always famous grant high school and always, bobbyduce himself. look for the newest edition to the dossyness, titled "lug-nut-express" coming to the world in march of 2010.

damn, the dossy times is da shit!

I love dockie the racoon, even though she was sacraficed.

bobbyduce is a fat ass comedian! i love that dude.

by bobbyduce16 May 6, 2010

Dodsy

An adjective that describes someone who lies out of their teeth. Basically a hypocrite.

Jono: "i get 100k a year as a a landscaper"
Also Jono: "I work as a forklift driver for coles"
Andy: "Bro you're actual Dodsy as Fuck"

by JooJeeJoo October 11, 2019

yee dogsy

An exclamation of utter excitement.

Commentator: The Cobra scores his fifth, and City's seventh goal, here at the Reebok Stadium.
KK: Yee dogsy! We sure is awesome today!

by Super Lexingtion October 8, 2004

Dousche

A person who kills a buz, or high.

Dude Pres. Bush is a huge dousche!

by Robben Sanguinet August 21, 2005