blasting a dookie

a term in when your about to take a bad shit, a feel like your going to "blast" it out of your ass

Man I got to go and balst a dookie.

by Chris cain March 9, 2005

dookie dance

A series of strange movements to help prevent one from defecating on one's self.

Same as urination dance or pee pee dance. All help prevent a potentially embarrasing situation.

After eating two bowls of chili, Amy did the dookie dance all the way down the hall.

by pj January 28, 2005

Dookie a Shooter

The act of releasing a rocket-like shit, uncontrollably out of your asshole due to being scared, or surprised by something.

Originally came from Wizard People, Dear Reader by Brad Neely.

"It was 3rd period and I looked at the Multiple Choice section and when I didn't know any of the answers it was all I could do to not dookie a shooter right then and there.

"I'm going to need a change of pants because when I heard Steve Buscemi was going to star as Moe in the new live action Simpsons movie I dookied a shooter."

by Zoomacroom November 27, 2011

dookie dipper

a gay mans penis

That guys dookie dipper is bulging right out of his tight jeans.

by japsters February 3, 2015

dookie chair

a toilet

i broke the dookie chair after those tacos.

Did you use Tyler's dookie chair?

by dookie doo 1324 February 7, 2015

Dookie Dust

The invisible crumbs and gases that are expelled during a fart...

I farted on my boyfriend's pillow, I hope my dookie dust doesn't give him pink eye...

by Ebonie Snowden June 27, 2016

dookie smooch

When you fart on someone.

My husband was annoyed with me after I gave him a dookie smooch.

by GlitteryDewDrops January 28, 2017