Dorito

Funny shaped, orange and gets passed around at parties. A girl of limited height, looks and morals. A little like a slutty oompa loopa.Will latch onto any guy that gives her attention, even if she is already with someone. Or they are married. After engaging in sexual congress with her guys will often deny any contact due to embarrassment.

"I see that Dorito is dripping all over ****** tonight" "Yeah, he'll be denying that on Monday!"

by emerson parker October 26, 2016

Dorito hangover

When one endulges one large 20% extra free bag of doritos du to a severe case of the munchies after a Sunday evening marijuana blunt resulting in a severe stomach ach upon waking the next morning. And in some cases sudden death.

Oh shit, i had the craziest Dorito hangover this morning then i died.

by SHAKEzullaaa October 9, 2009

doitch

the correct pronunciation of the German language

Ja, ich spreche Deutsch

by Jerry Kapp January 30, 2004

Dorito

A girl with a fake tan/lots of makeup that if touched would leave you hand orange like after eating Doritos.

"Check out that Dorito over there. Either she fell asleep in the tanning bed or her dad is an Umpa-Lumpa."

by bearcats915 October 18, 2011

doitch

the space between the bed and the wall that you sometimes get stuck in.

amanda: "what's wrong melissa?"

Melissa: "I had a crazy night last night and woke up in the doitch this morning."

by rachel m&m April 15, 2006

doritoitis

When the subject continously jabs there fingers into the bottom of the dorito bag. Hence the subjects fingers become broken and misshapen.

That fat ass got a bad case of doritoitis.

by Tommyy August 22, 2007

Dorito Skin

When some ones skin has lots of little moles and bumps that resemble the area of a Dorito Chip.

Usually older people have this.

That ladies arm looks like a dorito,
Yeah its Dorito Skin.

by CLAUDEandRANDY409 May 25, 2010