white wine divorcee

a state of desperation inflicted by a terrible loneliness the only solution of which is to hook up with the room service boy, drink copious amounts of white wine in a bath, and lounge with a luxurious robe

Ladies we're having a white wine divorcee night, tonight. What flavor ice cream should we order for room service.

by west coast alliance February 15, 2009

divorce

The long way round to buy a house for a women you dont like.

by RS February 4, 2003

divorce

A selfish practice, much like abortion, that should be outlawed. Special circumstances should exsist,for exceptions. Getting in the way of "my sex life" isn't one of them.

There's no such thing as a good divorce.

by FrankC March 13, 2004

divorce

A legal seperation of the hearts and assets.

AKA I hate you; it's over; get the fuck out; that is all your shit, the rest is mine, you got too fat, I met someone new.

Tom came home after a 3 day crack binge to find all his clothes piled on his wife's front lawn partially burnt as the police served him a with a restraining order obtained by his crackhead wife who had been on a 5 day binge the week before.

by zeus_daughter2 August 31, 2003

Divorce

The screw-in' you get, for the screw-in' you got!

A way to put out the trash. Grabage costs money to get rid of!

by bob January 5, 2004

Divorce

A means of concluding a marriage which does not include a funeral.

Julie: I can't believe Josh is dead. After 12 years of marriage, his poor wife must be heartbroken. I don't think she'll ever be with another man.
Kim: Well, I felt like that when Josh divorced me for her, but me and Steve are more in love today than ever!

by inew April 7, 2015

divorce

When your dad is emotionally abusive and pushes your mom and steals your stuff, and leaves, and your mom is crying all night, and says it's over, and dad gets an apartment and wants you to be with him, but you hate him, and eventually you never talk to him and it's almost like he never even existed?

That's divorce.

My parents are getting a divorce and it's nasty.

by dysfunctional family September 9, 2010