complimentary dysfunction

When two people in a relationship, have different personal issues, but get along well; ie: his strengths are her weaknesses and visa versa.

Joe and Jen were both dysfunctional, but they get along so well it must be complimentary dysfunction.

by jwick4896 February 3, 2014

Electile Dysfunction

The embarrassing failure to elect a president based on a simple majority of votes.

In 2016, the loser was given the keys to the White House - a clear case of electile dysfunction.

by go out laughing April 19, 2018

Electile Dysfunction

Reason our president is in office

Damn, if not all of this electile dysfunction, we'd have a decent president

by somejirgawirgadirgabroCALL911 September 23, 2019

Correctile Dysfunction

Synonym for “Man-Splaining” created by @mizzmel2 on TikTok
Also can be spelled correctile disfunction (by NotANiceGuyJustAGoodGuy April 15, 2021)

1. Random CisHet Male: Explaining childbirth to a women “it’s not that bad”
Woman: Someone suffers from Correctile Disfunction (by NotANiceGuyJustAGoodGuy April 15, 2021)

2. Female PHD: *explains her research topic of interest*

Non expert man: "Well actually I have heard..."
Observer: "Somebody suffers from correctile dysfunction"

by Expert in mansplaining April 16, 2021

Calves of Distinction

A gastrocnemius that is so stellar that words do not justice when describing them.

After that sled push, Harold has Calves of Distinction.

by Derfynole September 30, 2018

dysfunction

A metal band from Casa Grande, AZ.

Dysfunction beats he shit out of everyone else's music.

by Dustin November 21, 2004

Cactile Dysfunction

When you're trying to have sex with a chick, but her legs are so hairy/spiky that you can't keep an erection.

"Dude, I got her pants off, and I rubbed her legs and I suddenly had an extreme case of cactile dysfunction."

by iamcurbappeal October 26, 2009