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Pastor disaster 

Barack Obama's long-term relationship with his spiritual advisor, the Reverend Wright
Will the Pastor disaster derail Obama's candidacy?

New Years Disaster 

When you get really fucked up at new years party and have a great time. Maybe even hit on a couple ladies with some big titties and tell them why you can't have contacts. Then you go down the stairs to relax with some people before the ball drops. Then a little freshman drunk out of their mind comes down the stairs, despite you carefully avoiding and evading her the ENTIRE night. She then sits on your lap and your locked in with no way of getting out of hooking up with her. You then tell her you have no desire in hooking up with her anymore. And she then begins to flip out and spits in your eyeball. Then when the ball drops she turns into an animal and attacks your face with her mouth, I can only make the comparison of her having a seizure in your mouth. Then you leave because your disgusted at what happened, and she goes home and throws up, unfortunately you remember everything that happened in every single detail possible, and she remembers nothing. Especially the spitting in the eyeball. I forgot to mention she also punches you in the stomach like a little ninja, drunk of course.
"Yeah my new years sucked, I had a new years disaster. I had spit in my eye for hours, and pain in my stomach."
New Years Disaster by Nard Dog Bitch February 14, 2010

Beautiful Disaster 

The MySpace title and/or username fat ugly chicks use. They usually think they are better looking than they are. Also; beyond the weight and hideous looks these users are also bitches, gossiping drama queens and whores that prey on lonely fat drunk men.
"Check out the this page for `Beautiful Disaster` she is one ugly chick."

Search "Beautiful Disaster" on MySpace for examples.
Beautiful Disaster by wiiiiiiise January 25, 2009

Beautiful disaster 

A girl with a perfect set of teeth but when u pull down her panties it looks like a punched lasagna
Bro I went to the club and ended up pulling a beautiful disaster Screenshot which Got

the chuck plaster nugget touch disaster 

When your running down a long hallway where a lovely 20-piece chick nug awaits your arrival, each nugget glowing magnificently with their ever so radiant gold crispness and plump white meat. However, at the same time fat chicks from all directions are being thrown at your head, hoping to destroy any possibility of you reaching your destination. Every nugget sits patiently and watches hesitantly as their dreams of being reached dissolve right in front of them, engulfed in the fear and reality that you might perish, and that they will not be eaten once again.
Jake: Dude mike, I was going to class when i noticed a 20-piece just sitting at the other end.

Matt: (with a concerned tone) My name's Matt. You didn't go after it did you?

Jake: I'm still here, ain't I?

Matt: Thank God.

Lance: The Chuck Plaster Nugget Touch Disaster.

chocolate disaster 

when u take a poo and forget to whipe all the way.... couple hours later it hardens into a dingle berry... where u now need to use youur fingers to pull it out but alond with the dingle berry comes the hairs from your butt hole making a chocolate dissater
awww dood my poo hardens and now it is a chocolate disaster