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Two plate disaster

A phrase to describe a situation or person that is a real mess and does not have their shit together. Even thought breaking one plate causes a mess, it’s just an accident, but when two plates break - it is a true disaster.
Our country is a complete two plate disaster.

Did you see that dude at the party last night? He was a two plate disaster.
by Shmecca October 11, 2019
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Connecticut Disaster

A disaster that is unique and exclusive to Connecticut.
New Haven & Hartford the insanity reigns in Connecticut Disaster.
by CathayJule April 7, 2021
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Disaster Strikes, Hilarity Ensues

What you say when your friend does something unfathomably stupid, and it bites them in the ass.

After you say this, of course, you laugh.
Friend: Oh shit, I ran off the edge of the map and lost all my stuff!

You: Disaster Strikes, Hilarity Ensues

(laugh)
by EjectedCasings April 2, 2021
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Dana disaster

A clusterfuck where the stock comes but the deal does not
The dana disaster is just one disaster for CVS
by Buff Daddy March 12, 2019
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Natural disasters

Something some are using as an excuse to try and run people off.
They had convinced people living there that it was a good idea to relocate, even though they had lived there for years, based on natural disasters and climate change.
by The Original Agahnim January 24, 2022
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Housing Disaster

A term coined by Irish President Michael D Higgins, describing the housing crisis in Ireland created by Fine Gael and Fianna Fáil’s inaction and apathy towards the general public.

Viva Présidente!
Viva Uachtarán na hÉireann!
“It isn’t a crisis anymore, it is a disaster, a housing disaster
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Disaster LCAS

A new substance use counselor who acts confident but is shook.

Disaster LCAS is either someone who is pursuing a licensure in Addictions Counseling or a newly minted addictions counselor. This person projects confidence in their knowledge of how street drugs are categorized and how neurotransmitters work. They take pride in their (short) internship experience and want to convince others that they have the tools to help people struggling with substance use disorder, but in reality, deep down, they are convinced that they aren't that good and plan on heavily rely on supervision to make this work somehow.
Wow, Kris just admitted in front of the clients that he is a disaster LCAS.

Well, Tori's nothing but a disaster LCAS.

Guys, I am having a disaster LCAS moment.
by thenepalinightmare May 2, 2024
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