teenage dipshit

a vague line where teenage dirtbag and a normal dipshit combine. not bad enough to be the teenage dirtbag a dad tells his daughter to stay away from (cause he was one), but not just dumb enough to be a dipshit. therefore, the 70% of the time probably high teenage dipshit. (can be nerdy though, just not in any conventional way, of course.)

the perfect mix between not being watched enough to be a good kid, and not smart enough to use that to their (his) advantage.

girl: “he may be a teenage dipshit, but he’s my teenage dipshit.”
girl #2: “at least he keeps the football jerks away.”
girl: “yeah, cause he rambled for twelve minutes about why AC/DC is better than Metallica, they think he’s a weirdo now. my weirdo. find your own, bi-“

by whatthefuckisgoingonoverhere? October 17, 2024

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Unreliable dipshit

clam

Clam is an unreliable dipshit

by lawlee1 March 13, 2021

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dipshite

sandwich of shit on white bread

Hey Phiebee,
Stop being a dipshite and eat your sandwich!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Kenmore Elite Washer October 24, 2010

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Dipshit

A dipshit is a totally useless person with no excuse for their uselessness. Dipshittery is not tied to socioeconomic factors, physical or mental impairment, current life situation, or past experiences. It is an inherent character trait that manifests due to how the afflicted uniquely perceive things, prioritize their values, and incompetently interpret, respond to, and analyze events occurring around them. Unfortunately, there are no known treatments or cures. Being a dipshit is a lifelong ailment.

Hey, you know Todd. I heard he spent the day renaming all the files on his computer at work so they would be more organized; then he dropped his girlfriend off at Jim's house so he could go to the pound and adopt 3 kittens. What a fucking dipshit.

by j s August 15, 2022

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