dio malandrino 

Classic italian exclamation tipically used by the people of Viterbo (viterbesi)

Passami la canna, dio malandrino!
Pass me the joint, god rogue!

dio malandrino by mazzone April 10, 2017

dio ladro 

dio ladro is similar at many kinds of blaspheme terms used in the Italian language. This expression is expecially used by aged people, when something doesn't go as planned.

"dovevi essere qui un'ora fà dio ladro!" "oggi capitano tutte a me, dio ladro!

dio ladro by SOAPBONNY June 1, 2017

Dio Pinguino 

A second level Italian imprecation created to call God as the bird that can't fly, the Penguin. Mostly used by the most creative ones.

"Guarda che sorca quella!" - "Dio Pinguino!"
"Look how hot that girl is!" - "Dio Pinguino!"

"Fanculo sta merda, Dio Pinguino!"
"Fuck this shit, Dio Pinguino!"

"Varda te che roba, sei inutile come il Dio Pinguino"
"Look at that, you're useless like Dio Pinguino"

Dio Pinguino by Sbinzlo November 23, 2017

dio gentilissimo

‘dio gentilissimo’ is a particular Italian expression, often used to avoid a blasphemy and keep emphasizing the name of god, hailing him as very kind.
It’s the link between the blasphemy and the prayer.

-Ma sto tizio ha fatto 3 tiri, io 25 e sta a vince, Dio Gentilissimo!
-Dio Gentilissimo, FIFA fa schifo!

dio gentilissimo by 5cal April 9, 2018

Dio spazzaneve 

Dio spazzaneve is an italian verbal expression to approach people

Ciao, dio spazzaneve, come stai?
Hi, nice to meet you, how are you?

Dio spazzaneve by Psichedeliche Jellyfish June 5, 2018

dio spazzaneve 

Word used mostly by italians. It's used to call God as a snowplow.

when you slip during winter on the ice or the snow.
"dio spazzaneve! sono appena scivolato"
"dio spazzaneve! I just slipped"

dio spazzaneve by Dio Cammello September 15, 2018

dio volpe volante 

god is a flying fox, in the sense that god is a flying rat filled with many sexually transitted diseases

quella scimmia maledetta mi ha attaccato la sifilide, dio volpe volante!
that bloody monkey gave my syphilis, dio volpe volante!

ho mangiato una polpetta di cazzi lebbrosi, dio volpe volante!
I ate a meat ball made with leprous cocks, dio volpe volante!

dio volpe volante by dio_bisonte_malevolo December 4, 2018