Skip to main content

Sped Dialing

An expression for the calls one makes after a heavy night of drinking and extreme intoxication. Often include confessing your deepest love for members of the opposite sex or opening up your heart to people you haven't talked to in years. These calls are often late and aggravate the victims via waking them up in the middle of the night.

Creation: A combination of speed dialing and the fact that you sound like a sped when you make these calls.
1. Dude you were sped dialing your whole contact list last night.
2. Ah man i gotta go into damage control this morning, i sped dialed the ex
3. HOLY FUCK look at my phone bill, it must of been all those nights of sped dialing.
by xxJayKayxx May 23, 2009
mugGet the Sped Dialing mug.

Delli

Delli, derived from the word delicious. Used to describe something so delicious that it stimulates the human body making it impossible to say the full word.
Dellied can also be used to describe the stimulation or erousal effect caused by the Delli itself.
-Dam girl/boy you are Delli.
-That fish pie Mrs Tool was so Delli that I think I have an erection.
-This chocolate cake is so Delli that Im going to finish it in the bathroom.
-WOW!! That girl/boy is so Delli that I've got Dellied.
-That cow has got me Dellied.
-Oh no said Tom, I've got Dellied in the middle of class. I hope no one sees it sticking up.
by ryancrispy August 7, 2006
mugGet the Delli mug.
Related Words

dilia

1: a person who is sad and depressed but still puts their friends first

2: a person who is sad and depressed but covers it up with memes
Damn that's a Dilia right there

(It's baciscally me)
by Thetrashcanzilla January 7, 2018
mugGet the dilia mug.

dilligaf

Do I look like a give a fuck?

Commonly used on Facebook, to describe a feeling of being annoyed and/or want everyone to know you could care less.
Jamie: "OMGahh! You never text me back, I hate you!"

Daniel: "DILLIGAF?!"
by DontGiveUhh February 27, 2011
mugGet the dilligaf mug.

butt dialing

Butt dialing is when you are unaware that you have made a call on your cell phone, which is similar to ghost dialing.
by 4young March 6, 2017
mugGet the butt dialing mug.

Reverse Drunk Dialing

Calling someone when you know they're drunk. This is a very strategic call because its a good way to get information you wouldn't normally get from a sober person (unlike the opposite, drunk dialing, in which you call someone and make a fool of yourself).
I had a hunch she was into me, so since I knew she was partying, I reverse drunk dialed her. Sure enough, I got into her pants that very night! Reverse Drunk Dialing is awesome
by Space Wrangler February 21, 2008
mugGet the Reverse Drunk Dialing mug.

Dilligaf

"Say man, do you know what the final game score was?"
reply "Dilligaf"
by Tim Dell-icious March 4, 2008
mugGet the Dilligaf mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email