Don Dilly

Reserved for males only. Use when describing a 100% walking, talking dildo or talking cock head.

Greasy slicked back hair with gold accessories are often seen on a Don Dilly. Gold pinky rings are common place.
A true Don Dilly is usually full of himself and at the same time full of shit.

I just got back from getting some coffee and watched this Don Dilly chat up the Barista about all his big internet plans and how he is building the next billion dollar cell phone app. He was about 46 years old and sporting a busted suit, a gold pinky ring, clear nail polish and a bus transfer.

by WhatTheHellAreYou October 22, 2013

Dickwad Dilly

A standard asshole who acts like he cannot function in society due to extreme stupidity

That guy came up here acting like a real dickwad dilly.

by Florence Hellmouth July 19, 2020

Dilly wanker

A wrinkley short fat dick that looks like a mini pickle.

Bro you have dilly wanker!

by Omgbobbymeghheee31w7 September 08, 2018

Dilly Balls

The smell of an uncleansed scrotum which closely resembles the vinegary fragrance of a pickle jar.

Because he did not want to jinx his baseball team's winning streak by washing his lucky jock strap, Scott developed an unsavory case of dilly balls that greatly disturbed everyone in the entire locker room.

by Farty McToot June 22, 2010

dilly dally

to screw around, to doddle, to waste time

Mr. President, quit dilly dallying, you need to be arrested for war crimes.

by Rachel June 18, 2004

Dilly Dally

To ejaculate, in a number of ways. Including masturbation, sex, or any means of getting off. Can be a verb or noun.

I shot my dilly dally clear across the room.

I dilly dallied her.

I got dilly dally on my guitar.

by 6mSEF July 25, 2009

dilly slap

(v.) The act of slapping a man's genitals with the back of the hand in an effort to cause malicious pain.

I just dilly slapped Teddy-Bear.

by zell565 September 25, 2006