Strumph Diddling

This act requires you to remove your clothes while lifting a naked man above your head who's wearing a party hat on his genitals. While doing this a school boy octopus rubs your nipple from behind and places a tentacle inside the man above your head.

I'm going to down to the local fish market to acquire an octopus for some Strumph Diddling tonight.

by Strumphdiddler April 16, 2017

skittle diddle decimal system

The female equivalent of a spank bank.

That pic of Jason Momoa in a loin cloth is filed away in my skittle diddle decimal system.

by Dylan Donnie-Duke Dali Llama February 17, 2020

The Diddler

Diddle Kid’s arch nemesis

Dan: “the town is being held captive by the Riddler

The Diddler: No it’s not, it’s me, the diddler!

by Mememan64 October 28, 2020

Child Diddler

Child rapist/molester

That priest is a child diddler, he diddled that young boy

by CHUKUWUEMEKA March 8, 2022

suicide dj diddle

The female act of mastrbation imitating a turn-table scratch. Once reaching climax they call their parents in. And try to squirt farther then a a camel can spit before her parents enter her room.

I did a suicide dj diddle last night and now my parents are taking me to a therapist.

by The dog diddler December 5, 2021

Ass Over Diddleberry

A saying, possibly from Georgia or nowhere, that expresses being completely blown off your feet, thus making your ass go over your diddleberry. Or whatever you imagine a diddleberry to be.

Person A: That Target Pizza made me go ass over diddleberry!
Person B: What? Diddle-what? That's not even a thing.
Person A: Yes it is! Everyone I know knows what it means.
Person B: I just Googled it and there's zero results.
Person A: *laughs maniacally*

by TheCatKingAndI September 26, 2022

Diddle-Daddle

Wasting time, or trying to delay something.

He always tended to diddle-daddle when he didn't want to leave the house.

by Commander fox. October 15, 2020