Destroy private property

What you do when you live under capitalism yet have enough free time, energy and space to behave like a woketivist.

Fuck hell no, I will not destroy private property. I will go back to school

by Sexydimma November 25, 2022

Tobe-destroy

Tobe-destroy is a verb used to indicate an absolute destruction of the highest order, or ownage.

Tobe-destroyed is used when something gets so owned its not even funny, this usually relates to it getting destroyed by Richard Tobin or something similar. Tobe destroyed is used extensively around south Dublin.

Chris: Hey man did you see that guy get hit by that car.

Colman: Yeah it got tobe-destroyed.

by Lolbeaner July 24, 2009

Taint Destroyer

A person who enjoys obliterating others taints. One who lives for the meat highway between asshole and the balls. Not afraid to get dirty and get some scat between their teeth. Always ready to feast.

Damn Dave is such a taint destroyer. No wonder he always has hairs stuck in his teeth and shit on his nose

by Taint blaster August 12, 2014

Pimpkin destroyer

The act of putting a pumpkin on your penis and then hiring a whore to receive your package ( your package being the pumpkin on you penis ), when the pumpkin enters the vagina it completely annihilates it, thus destroying it.

Guy: hey do you know who I am?
Girl: no, but I assume you are a pimpkin judging by the pumpkin on your penis
Guy: damn right and I’m about to pull a pimpkin destroyer on you.
Girl: go on ahead

by Blastmaster of disaster July 13, 2019

Dirt Circle Destroyer

One ply or less toilet paper

After I took a crap I wiped my ass with some dirt circle destroyer. Ending up with shit all over my tips.

by dirt_circle_destroyer July 8, 2016

destruction therapy

breaking plates and such to relieve anger/stress

"i saw your boyfriend making out with another girl"
"im in some major need of destruction therapy right now!"

by uos January 22, 2009

Destrachanisation

The process of removing players signed by Gordon Strachan or players struck with afflictions that arose from prolonged exposure to Strachan.
Returning a good player to his former glory once quarantine period is over.

Methodology: titration, desalination, fumigation, execution, driving players to the border, pushing players out of moving cars without a way to return.

Caldwell is sold, The Destrachanisation of Celtic continues.

Massimo Donati has been officially destrachanised and has attracted interest from Bari.

by PeelmasterHuddle January 15, 2010