hit a deer

Verb To be shocked or surpised to such a degree that your heart stops and you crap your pants.

Jill told me she was pregnant and I instantly hit a deer.

by Stainless February 4, 2006

Deer-B-Que

A common activity in West Virginia where a deer is killed and then skinned and placed on a large grill and eaten that way. Similar to a pig roast, except with a deer and it's called a Deer-B-Que instead of a deer roast.

Hey, I see ya hit a deer with ya truck there, lets say you and me have us a Deer-B-Que. Aight.

by CountryBoyWV October 27, 2004

Deer-Stalking

The act of following a deer and when the time is right, killing it.

Bob:" I hate going to the woodlands."
Paul:" I dont! I enjoy Deer-Stalking, it feeds my family! I tell them its beef from the shop!"

by Cybertom January 20, 2009

deershank

getting stabbed with the horns of a deer.

losers of half-stakes bingo will be deershanked

by Matt1441 December 24, 2007

Ghetto Deer

A pack of Pitbulls scavenging through the ghetto.

Damn, if that bum wasn't so drunk, he could have fought off that pack of ghetto deer!!

by Ghetto Interpreters March 13, 2011

Deer Lick

When you lick someone from ass to vag to navel.

I totally deer licked her last night.

by midnightmargaritas January 18, 2015

demerit point

demerit points are lost when a driving offense is committed. ie. speeding, driving through a red light camera, drink driving etc.

But in a colloquial context, that of V plates, they refer to other sexual acts that have been committed (apart from the big one). comparable to 'the bases' or 'scoring'.

1:"Do you still have your V plates?"
2:"Yeah, but i've lost a couple of demerit points tho... ;) "

by tehlia November 9, 2010