dave

that one suburban neighbor that always has a better yard and Christmas display then you

daves house was blinding, and on top of that. HE SORTED HIS FLOWER BED

by weavercep November 20, 2020

dave

Your mother's unmarried partner.

Person 1: Who's that person?
Person 2: He's just my dave

by effy11 October 09, 2010

Daving

Attending many Dave Matthews Band (DMB) concerts in succession usually as a yearly ritual. Usually pertains to other superfan activities such as stalking the band at the hotel, paying an extraordinary sum of money for the best tickets, making signs and whoring oneself out to get on the tour bus.

Helen needs a week's vacation next month because it's her annual Daving season.

by missmelon August 01, 2008

Daving

Hitting the straps, really hard, regardless of what day of the week it is. If you're Daving, most things are lekker, but also, most things are also Kak. If you're Daving, you appear to be moving at the speed of light. Most people will struggle to keep up with the conversation. If you're Daving, your mind is light and nimble from coke and klippy, as well as coke by itself.

- Ahhhhh bru, you were on fire last night!
- No doubt, I was completely Daving.

by cameloxen December 14, 2020

The Dave

A defensive tactic whereby an individual faced with a confronting situation flops out his penis and slowly masturbates whilst gazing into the eyes of his would be adversary. It is imperative that eye contact is maintained at all times.

A defensive bonus is granted if the individual ejaculates.

Dude 1: I was jumped by two motherf#$%ers who threatened to stab me if I didn't hand over my wallet.
Dude 2: What happened?
Dude 1: I did the only logical thing in the situation, I whipped my cock out and peformed the Dave.
Dude 2: Woaaah, hardcore
Dude 1: Literally. *brofist*

by PinklyWrenis August 07, 2012

Daving

To scavenge food off a friend or to pick at leftover food that someone has left on their plate.

"Dave are you daving at my left over pizza"
"Man, I totally Daved the shit out of Jaime's Curry"
"I think I'll go down to the kitchen and do a spot of daving...I hear Ian has just finished a roast dinner"

by Alun Boaler December 18, 2009

Daved

verb: to Dave
definition: to accidentally injure a part of ones body or ones surroundings in a ridiculous manner regularly

Person 1: 'Did he hurt himself again?'

Person 2: 'Yeah, he Daved his wrist when he Daved a chair when he sat on it and it collapsed'
Person 1: 'Wasn't it about this time last year that he Daved his ankle on a trampoline in the park on a night out?'
Person 2: 'Nah, about this time 2 years ago'

by Stelf123 March 20, 2018