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nigger dysfunction

Often confused with 'Erectile Dysfunction', Nigger Dysfunction is a disorder that prevents your meat from being turned on by black people.
Johnny:"Look at that black bitch shes so bad!"
Andrew Tate: "Bro I have nigger dysfunction she doesn't turn me on."
by pumpkinfanumtaxJason November 7, 2023
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Dysfunctional

"The Minds Of The Hype House Are Dysfunctional" (Good Sentence Isn't It)
by SkrtZ On YT May 1, 2021
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textil dysfunction

Much similar to erectile dysfunction except it only occurred over text
My boyfriend is no fun over text, it's like he has textil dysfunction or something
by Jose Hernendes April 30, 2016
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Ejectile Dysfunction

noun
1. A failure of storage media, particularly aged obsolete devices, characterized by an inability to achieve an ejection from the host device.

2. When a floppy disk releases its limp ropy material into the slotted box receptacle. This accidental discharge destroys the desirable of both members, often resulting in the indefinite partnership of the devices and the generation of a new storage system in time.
My VHS tape just had an ejectile dysfunction with my combo TV/VCR! I would have pulled out but the unit had already shot its silky viscous wad all over the place without warning.
by MoleMan_0828 April 20, 2016
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multiple sexual personality dysfunction

when person cannot control their impulses due to a multiple sexual personality dysfunction
or a sexual identity predicament
by rafael e Reyes January 29, 2019
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Dysfunctional Alcoholic

A person who is so addicted to alcohol, that they require alcohol in order to perform simple day to day tasks. This is different from a functional alcoholic, which is someone who can function without drinking and is merely an insufferable fuckwad when they haven't had a drink in a while.
Did you hear about Dave? He's turned into a dysfunctional alcoholic and his house is being reposessed.
by Baldr57 August 10, 2020
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Correctile Dysfunction

The inability of some men to stop themselves from correcting people (especially women) about something they know nothing about.
Kevin suffers from correctile dysfunction.
by Toxic-masculinity January 6, 2023
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