Doritoverdose

The self-inflicted, life threatening condition of being morbidly obese.

(coined by Wes Park writing at Cracked.com)

He was always a big guy, but after his divorce Howard crawled into a bag of chips and only came out in a hearse: another tragic case of Doritoverdose.

by Anarchist in the Library December 16, 2009

dorito tits

dorito tits A term used to describe a male person who has grown a large set of bitch tits from eating too many doritos. Can also be used to refer to a female person who's breasts have lost all of their fullness and shape and resemble a dorito, normally after having children and breast feeding. A close relation to cheese tits

Check out that dude, he's got dorito tits.

Check out that chick, she's got dorito tits.

by Stevie Vodka August 4, 2007

Lia-licked Dorito

A low measure of care, an insignificant amount of attention that one could give to a person or situation.

Shut up, bitch! I don't give a Lia-licked Dorito about what you have to say!

by stop-its-ginger-time December 17, 2010

Dorito Eater

an individual (typically a male) that spends much of his freetime during adolescence watching pornography in the privacy of his basement/darkened bedroom/at a friend's house while simultaneously consuming -ito dust-covered chips (usually Nacho Cheesier Doritos). A D.E. (Dorito Eater) is marked by his inability to "get some" in the real world. Even though most individuals exit their D.E. phase by the age of 15, a former D.E. is easily identifiable by his didgy-dodgy behaviors involving women.

"It was so weird...when he asked me to suck his fingers while we were hooking up, I could almost taste the Doritos on his fingers from seven years ago. He's such a Dorito Eater"

by Rosco1 October 18, 2011

dorito head

A ugly guy with no life that you may have liked before. He is definitely a nerd. He made a group called "The Math Kidz" he is so ugly.

Dorito head makes me barf

by Basically its me March 4, 2018

dorito feet

when someones feet smell so bad that they smell like cheese doritos

person 1:i havent taken a shower in a week

person 2:congratulations

person 1:(takes off shoes)

person 2:damn i smell doritos

person 1:nah its just my dorito feet

by up your moms cooch March 13, 2008

dorritos day

the third wednesday of every month when the welfare office gives out dorritos to poor mexicans

this keeps mexicans from stealing happy meals and happy

by PlayDohMan March 2, 2005