distance

An excuse that one person in a relationship uses to dump another, often cover for other problems in the relationship that said person will not admit.

"It's not that I don't love you, I just can't handle the distance."

by /\/ May 15, 2006

Long distance error

Ogling a chick from a distance, to discover upon closer inspection that she's a butterface.

Kurt: So, did you talk to that chick?
Ron: No way man, she was a long distance error.

by Jack February 12, 2005

Brim Distance

Brim distance defines how far away from another man's face you can get, before it's considered "homo". When you're in a fight, and two men get "all up in each other's face", they can only get so close, before it gets intimate. This distance is measured by "brim distance". If you are wearing a hat (59fifty is recommended for maximum distance) and your brim is touching the other man's forehead, then that's within brim distance and "no homo". However, if you are any close than brim distance, it just became sexual.

Person 1: What did you just call me!?!?
Person 1: *Gets up in the other man's face*
Person 2: Wow wow wow, you just got way close than brim distance man. Chill out with that, it's gettin' creepy.

by Conor Davidson May 31, 2009

shitting distance

Being with in a close enough range to home to be able to quickly return to take a dump.

I'm within shitting distance so I'll be right back.

by GatSmith January 31, 2014

Cosmetic Effect of Darkness/Distance [C.E.D.]

Everything looks better in dim lights or from a distance!!!

I seen this hot guy across the bar, as I got closer, I realized, it was the Cosmetic Effect of Darkness/Distance!

by Kenneth W Armstrong May 1, 2005

LDM (Long Distance Mistake)

The LDM (Long Distance Mistake) occurs when you see a pretty woman approaching and coming closer to you. The nearer/closer she gets, the more you see her and all the details of her body, face etc.
When you realize then that she is not that pretty as you thought before, you have been mistaken about her beauty seen from far away (long distance).

"Bro, look at that nice girl over there, such a beautiful woman!"
"True, let's getting her closer to us, to see more of her..."
"Nah man, she's not that hot, that was a LDM (Long Distance Mistake)!"

by Teutone1848 March 15, 2018

50,000 foot view (or any other ridiculous distance)

Seeing the “big picture” of a project or process. Guidance for the overall approach.

Hey Austin, just give me the 50,000 foot view (or any other ridiculous distance) on where we are getting the rams rodded!

by phdeed2015 June 21, 2018