the best person alive, usually the 2nd funniest person in the class, plays alot of fortnite but not all day cuz hes not a loser.
by Dexter the great April 29, 2024

Dexters are one of the most best, adorable, and sweetest type of guys you can get. Dexters are also, a lot of the time, a huge nerd, but that's what makes him so adorable (even if he says he isn't). You will find yourself wanting to do everything for and with him. If you happen to get a Dexter to fall for you, you are a very lucky person. You will always feel welcomed by his presence. Also keep him close at all times because dexters are always getting into trouble somehow.
by Dexter sucks at Roblox November 22, 2023

This guy is hitler he says he loves isak and wants to break up with me to date blake he is so toxic and loves to carry on drama he is racist and says he wants kill all lesbians he is a manipulator and a liar and he loves to cheat he hates blonde people he calls me a grandma and he ate balls and said he loves balls and not me
by dexhater May 30, 2022

by Red hat man June 10, 2025

by ruburmom December 4, 2021

When your girl is on her period and you put down plastic before sex, and leave a bloody mess behind.
"She was on her period but I was horny, so we just put down some plastic and had some bloody Dexter sex."
by middleclassbuzz May 23, 2017
