When a man acts so zesty around women it's impossible to tell if he's a simp or just gay
(a modern 'simp or gay?' take of the TV show Dexter where the mc is both a detective and a murderer)
(a modern 'simp or gay?' take of the TV show Dexter where the mc is both a detective and a murderer)
"Hey he keeps getting his nails done to hang around those pretty girls. That's a solid case of the Dexter Dilemma right there."
by CabbagesShouldBeRed April 10, 2024
Get the the Dexter Dilemmamug. Literally the nicest funniest guy you will ever meet. Hes so clever and athletic yet he never lets anything affect his humble ego. He knows exactly what he wants tho so no it may not end up going to plan. Don't ever let him go tho gng, keep him in ur life even if it's just friends.
Person 1: 'who's that coming down the corridor?'
Person 2: 'oh that's Dexter Hyde, we've been friends for ages but I've liked him for years.'
Person 2: 'oh that's Dexter Hyde, we've been friends for ages but I've liked him for years.'
by whydoilikehimsomuchvro April 30, 2025
Get the Dexter Hydemug. 
by ruburmom December 4, 2021
Get the dextermug. A discord Dexter is an anti infidelity reddit troll. He lurks in the shadows looking for cheaters and ex cheaters to troll.
Dexter's target is marital discord and he may even open up a discord chat to plot the down fall of his victims.
Discord Dexters were probably cheated on at some point and have a vendetta to pay on anyone who dares talk about their personal life on reddit. Dexter is not opposed to stalking his targets both on and off reddit.
Discord Dexter considers himself a public servant and a hero.
Dexter's target is marital discord and he may even open up a discord chat to plot the down fall of his victims.
Discord Dexters were probably cheated on at some point and have a vendetta to pay on anyone who dares talk about their personal life on reddit. Dexter is not opposed to stalking his targets both on and off reddit.
Discord Dexter considers himself a public servant and a hero.
"Dave, don't be a Discord Dexter"
"I was divorced sixteen years ago, Discord Dexter, I only logged in to reddit for a Salmon recipe!"
"I didn't cheat on her, Discord Dexter, we broke up..you don't even know us!"
"I was divorced sixteen years ago, Discord Dexter, I only logged in to reddit for a Salmon recipe!"
"I didn't cheat on her, Discord Dexter, we broke up..you don't even know us!"
by MacDonaldson November 28, 2020
Get the Discord Dextermug. by Red hat man June 10, 2025
Get the Pulling A Dextermug. by Ilovedogs13 March 16, 2024
Get the Dexter dogmug.