Being born with an organ that controls our lives from the age of 13 onwards. From this time the male is cursed forever with erections, wetdreams, urges for orgasms, and getting caught masturbating.
Once we feel that estatic feeling of the penis ejaculating, our lives change forever. From that time on we think about it approximatly every 8 seconds,achieving it ever 2 days,and getting it anyway through a wetdream if you refrain from it.
A huge gift and curse for men.
Once we feel that estatic feeling of the penis ejaculating, our lives change forever. From that time on we think about it approximatly every 8 seconds,achieving it ever 2 days,and getting it anyway through a wetdream if you refrain from it.
A huge gift and curse for men.
13 year old boy: Hey I wonder what this "jerking off" I've heard aboout feels like...
2 minutes later
OMG that was so good!! Well back to what I was gonna do- hmmm maybe one more time.
2 years later
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GRRROOOAAANNNN
2 years later
Come on Mary, lets take our relationship to the next level.
Groan Groan Groan Groan Groan Groan Gasp Gasp Gasp yes Yes Yes YES AHHHHHH!!!!!
20 years later
I'm fucking sick of it Mary, we never have sex anymore since the kids were born I WANT A DIVORCE!
20 years later
Shit I have AIDS!!!! well thats the Male Curse for you.
2 minutes later
OMG that was so good!! Well back to what I was gonna do- hmmm maybe one more time.
2 years later
fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap
GRRROOOAAANNNN
2 years later
Come on Mary, lets take our relationship to the next level.
Groan Groan Groan Groan Groan Groan Gasp Gasp Gasp yes Yes Yes YES AHHHHHH!!!!!
20 years later
I'm fucking sick of it Mary, we never have sex anymore since the kids were born I WANT A DIVORCE!
20 years later
Shit I have AIDS!!!! well thats the Male Curse for you.
by Callum6969 May 15, 2009
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It can translate to something out of place, or messed up in a way, or broken in some way
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A state or condition in which an athlete fails to perform a skill that an announcer just praised him or her for. Also known as "announcer's jinx." Can an announcer jinx a player? Who knows? But phenomena like this suggest that consciousness may not in fact entirely reside in the skull cavity. When science develops more fully, we may one day have proof.
Let's say a basketball player is about to make a foul shot. The announcer reports, "She hasn't missed a free throw all night!" The player steps to the line and proceeds to miss the shot. Announcer: "This must have been a case of announcer's curse."
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Steve: man, its been 30 years since the twins had a winning record
Joe: ya, its the curse of TC Bear. the Twins cut down the trees in center field because some of the coddled players under the Ron Gardenhire regime were too distracted to hit the ball.
Steve: huh, i'll be damned
Joe: ya, its the curse of TC Bear. the Twins cut down the trees in center field because some of the coddled players under the Ron Gardenhire regime were too distracted to hit the ball.
Steve: huh, i'll be damned
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There is a huge childhood cancer awareness fundraiser in Champions Square before the Saints game, we're going to "CureDatCancer" in NOLA.
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