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Male Curse

Being born with an organ that controls our lives from the age of 13 onwards. From this time the male is cursed forever with erections, wetdreams, urges for orgasms, and getting caught masturbating.

Once we feel that estatic feeling of the penis ejaculating, our lives change forever. From that time on we think about it approximatly every 8 seconds,achieving it ever 2 days,and getting it anyway through a wetdream if you refrain from it.

A huge gift and curse for men.
13 year old boy: Hey I wonder what this "jerking off" I've heard aboout feels like...

2 minutes later

OMG that was so good!! Well back to what I was gonna do- hmmm maybe one more time.

2 years later

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GRRROOOAAANNNN

2 years later

Come on Mary, lets take our relationship to the next level.

Groan Groan Groan Groan Groan Groan Gasp Gasp Gasp yes Yes Yes YES AHHHHHH!!!!!

20 years later

I'm fucking sick of it Mary, we never have sex anymore since the kids were born I WANT A DIVORCE!

20 years later

Shit I have AIDS!!!! well thats the Male Curse for you.
by Callum6969 May 15, 2009
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Crused

Crused is a Word that the Popular NBA 2K Youtuber Nadexe uses a lot.

It can translate to something out of place, or messed up in a way, or broken in some way
My Buddy Broke his neck the other day, He got his shit Crused
by MigosFan February 11, 2018
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the curse

every time your girlfriend gets the curse
by serpeco May 28, 2001
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announcer's curse

A state or condition in which an athlete fails to perform a skill that an announcer just praised him or her for. Also known as "announcer's jinx." Can an announcer jinx a player? Who knows? But phenomena like this suggest that consciousness may not in fact entirely reside in the skull cavity. When science develops more fully, we may one day have proof.
Let's say a basketball player is about to make a foul shot. The announcer reports, "She hasn't missed a free throw all night!" The player steps to the line and proceeds to miss the shot. Announcer: "This must have been a case of announcer's curse."
by Mary Churchill January 30, 2008
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The Fort Erie Curse

The curse in which everyone who leaves Fort Erie ends up finding their way back somehow.
I moved to Toronto for work but 5 years later I'm back here thanks to The Fort Erie Curse
by Fort Erie May 6, 2016
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Curse of TC Bear

the string of losing seasons by the Minnesota Twins that followed the destruction of TC Bear's habitat in center field of Target Field
Steve: man, its been 30 years since the twins had a winning record
Joe: ya, its the curse of TC Bear. the Twins cut down the trees in center field because some of the coddled players under the Ron Gardenhire regime were too distracted to hit the ball.
Steve: huh, i'll be damned
by boshk September 22, 2011
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CureDatCancer

A cancer awareness movement in New Orleans Louisiana founded by the Big Easy Mafia organization. CureDatCancer is responsible for raising massive amounts of money for local cancer organizations in and around the New Orleans metro area.
There is a huge childhood cancer awareness fundraiser in Champions Square before the Saints game, we're going to "CureDatCancer" in NOLA.
by NOLAmayor May 13, 2016
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