letting God choose

Slapping the screen in Kahoot because you don't know the answer.

I dunno what this one is, I'll just go with letting God choose.

by pheae June 21, 2017

you can choose what you eat, you can not choose what you shit

the ridiculous condition of a winner politician who blames the former administrations, to justify the mere fact he is definitely unable.
Who does politics can choose the party to play with, the arguments to fight with, and the equivocal reasons to explain to the electorate, but can not choose the "favourite" priorities, budget deficits, environmental emergencies, and other embarrassing situations.

POLITICIAN: It's not my fault. The former mayor left a huge amount of budget deficit.
TV REPORTER (live): No, man: you can choose what you eat, you can not choose what you shit.

by logao November 4, 2018

National friends choose your someone day

Date: 02 December

The day your friend/s choose someone you have got to date for 24hrs. Their friends have to agree with it too.

“I ship you with that person so you have to be with them because its National friends choose your someone day.”

by Anonymous.days November 12, 2021

cooser

A person that is not a looser nor cool.

Sup mady, when you gonna stop being such a cooser.

by bzerk July 15, 2005

coos emek

Can be used as an exclemation in an irritating or socially awkward situation.

"Coos emek, what a fag."

"I lose that cd every godam time, coos emek."

by fo-real_dawg April 3, 2005

Insta'Choosin

to choose on instagram; , To like or comment on multiple pictures of a person that you want to get to know on a person level OTHER than instagram.

-Girl you insta'choosin like shit get off his page.

- Friend 1: What you doin?
Friend 2: Girl shit in the house, Insta'choosin & Twatchin.

by ReneePiink August 15, 2012

cooster

A bird-like creature, looks similar to a polka-dotted chicken. Said to live in arid climates, and eat small mammals. Digs burrows in the earth where it makes a nest from bones.

The wild cooster ate my small dog and constructed a nest from it's bones.

by Sir Nicholas Ryan Green January 2, 2008