Cuddle Whipped

(n.) A disease affecting males who fail to make it to homebase with a long term girlfriend.

Symptoms include: consistently cuddling in lieu of copulating, ditching friends to go cuddle, faking stomach aches to drive 300 miles to not get laid, and turning down college pussy for a high-school amateur who won't fuck.

(adj.) used by concerned friends of the affected male to describe his erratic behavior, also as a spiteful insult.

Example 1:
(at a party)

Guy 1: Yo man you wanna sign up for beer pong?

Cuddle Whipped guy: Nah man i got a stomach ache I think I'm gonna go home.

Guy 1: alright its still kinda early but whatever, I'll hit you up tommorow.

(the next morning)

Guy 1: Yo you feeling better yet, everyone from the party is going to the Diner for breakfast. Wanna meet us there?

Cuddle Whipped guy: Nah man I drove down to the beach to be with my girl last night.

Guy 1: Wtf haven't you been broken up for 2 months?

Cuddle whipped guy: yeah man.

Guy 1: you get laid at least?

Cuddle Whipped guy: no.

by concerned group July 23, 2010

Skype Cuddling

When you and your significant other are too far apart to sleep in the same bed, so you use skype as a way to still cuddle and feel closer.

Steven had to get stationed far away, so he and Sammie are Skype Cuddling everynight.

by supremetacos15 November 16, 2011

Phone Cuddle

Lying in bed with one's partner (on the phone with them because you can't be together irl) and pillowtalking or falling asleep with them.

Brynn and I phone cuddle every night before falling asleep.

by Ashley August 10, 2004

boob cuddle

When one rests their head on breast while cuddling. Fondling may or may not happen.

Rodrick gave Jess a boob cuddle last night

by CaptainsMissSlickbooty April 25, 2016

cuddle hustle

a noun and sometimes a verb, "cuddle hustle" is the term for cuddling, spooning, just chilling, et al, and leads to making out, ripping each other's clothes off, and possible penetration. first you cuddle, then you hustle.

"I'm going to try and squeeze in a quick cuddle hustle before the concert tonight."

by PiedPiper June 6, 2008

hard cuddle

The action of cuddling before approaching sexual intercourse for the male to get an erection.

Give me a hard cuddle before we make sweet, sweet sexual intercourse on your grandmothers porch.

by liljurd December 7, 2014

cuddle train

a cuddle train is a group of three or more people cuddling together in a long line, like the cars of a train.

the other day me, Melissa, Robert, Leigh, Collin and Annie had a cuddle train!

by Bloo-Raven October 22, 2008