Tom Cruise

The guy who proposes to Katie Holmes and tries to convert oprah to scientology by movieng right next to her 50 million dollar estate. Oprah is way too cool for tom cruise's nonsence.
SCHWAT NOOW

Tom Cruise is an idiot for thinking Oprah would convert religions.

by crAnKy SpanKy October 10, 2005

country cruise

To drive throught the country while smoking marijauna, usually a blunt or joint since the bong and pipe are to hard to hit while driving a car.

"where should we smoke, lets go on a country cruise (CC)"

by EMMA$HMEMA June 15, 2009

cruiser spooning

When you drive down the highway and see two cops pulled long side one another facing in opposite directions and they are doing nothing.

I was driving down the road the other day and flew past 2 cops cruiser spooning and neither one of them bothered to move to come after me.

by five_point_OH October 22, 2010

Tom Cruise

A mediocre actor and all around whack job who enjoys the occasional brain-washing, and taking it up the ass

*insert anything that Tom Cruise has said in the past 10 months*

by Odium43 May 31, 2006

cruiser

A cop car

Dude you see that cruiser pull up? I thought I was gonna get bopped for sure.

by The DJ Costigan March 1, 2009

tom cruise

a. welcome to mindhead
b. can be seen on tv jumping on top of couches
c. believes psychiatry is phoney
d. rose to stardom after sock sliding in his underwear

didn't know he was in that vampire movie until two years later.

by animal_muppet September 1, 2005

cruiser and tug

The very common phenominon amongst posh, proffesional white women.
It's a really stunning woman who is always accompanied by her horrible, fat, ugly little friend.

by Kilo Lobo June 14, 2003