crittering

being silly, mischievous, causing light trouble, tomfoolery

going to the beach with your friends at 4 am when it's closed they were crittering

by unibabi March 6, 2025

Critter

A lean sipping male. That beats your dog when your not home. And doesn’t remember because he mixed too much lean with imported sodas. Has two kids and wants to marry your homegirl for a green card. Does tattoos, but really does infections for the price of 200. Doesn’t eat. Yells at backpacks.

This critter lives here rent free!

by Apt20 September 4, 2020

Critter

Games so shit, they are good

You: I need a game to play!
Them: I have a critter game you can play! It's called "Jones on Fire"
You: Sweet Thanks!

by OMEGALULL June 7, 2018

smiling critters

A group of critters, there are four in total. Names are. Dogday, Picky Piggy, catnap, Craftycorn, bubba bubbaphant, Bobby bearhug, Kickin Chicken. You can now play it on steam (Poppy Playtime Chapter 3)

S-M-I-L-E everyday! Smiling critters!

by ^^CooKieZ!^^ March 29, 2024

Crispy Critter

A person who does not shower regularly and their hair has gotten crispy.

That crispy critter smells like piss and B.O.

by Poopbuttshitpants October 15, 2022

Critter

Critter: Used to describe someone who has been arrested no less than ten times for petty shit. Someone who is on a first name basis with local police and jail staff. A crackhead, meth-head and/or drug addict. It is rare that drugs are not involved but it does happen. Most often someone who is one step above being homeless. Also someone who will steal your stuff then lie to the cops. Has no more than 5-6 teeth and whose face looks like a coffee cake. Generally works odd job for no more than 2 months due to constant arrest. This is also a person who finds employment through various manual labor temp places like Rent-A-Drunk. Mostly found living with other critters. Usually drives a shitty beat up pickup or a sub-compact Toyota.

Hey dude, check out that guy over, is he walking our way?
Bro, lock your shit. RJ says that guy is a critter.

Mike, look at all those crackheads. I saw a couple of those critters picking up cans and looking through trash being Bob’s Liquor Store.

Hey man, whose the new guy holding sweeping the yard?
You gotta watch that guy, I got him from Rent-A-Drunk, he’s a critter.

by Tronald John Drump October 17, 2021

Critter

A furry who acts like a wild animal and claims to have no gender

I cant go to public school without seeing critters shitting in litter boxes and pissing on people

by Thatsabruhmoment August 25, 2022