Cream Ice

When you freeze spunk and eat it like an ice lolly

She ate my cream ice last night

by Freddie Chapman August 9, 2020

hand cream

That infamous post jerk-off semen on your hand that you don't quite know what to do with.

Johnny- Hurry up in there Brandon, we have to go.
Brandon- Give me a break Johnny, I've got a fist full of hand cream in here and nowhere to wipe it! Jeez!

by The Ugly Barnacle February 27, 2015

Churn the Cream

When a male continues to wank himself after ejaculating that the vim and vigor of his strokes churns up a frothy, creamy, phlegm like remnant of his nut juice.

Not only does Brian beat off several times a day, but he always keeps on tugging to Churn the Cream.

by Eaton Holgoode March 7, 2017

Cream Soda

The nectar of the gods. (credit: jacksepticeye)

"Cream Soda! The nectar of the gods! *chugs*

by Allison_Atom May 4, 2015

love cream

Love cream is the type of special cream produced while making love it is how we were all made we started off as love cream.

Jane: give me some of that love cream
John: no we will be eating our future children

by Laalalaaaa June 24, 2016

Creamed Onion

Cumming in a girl's armpit

Bro I wanted to try some freaky shit and Jessica finally let me give her a creamed onion

by Butnuster69 July 4, 2021

Bovarian Cream

The act of indirectly depositing your own semen into your roommate's mouth by having a third party, of whose mouth you have ejaculated in, make out with the unsuspecting roommate.

After. Depositing my load in Nezy's mouth I told her to go down stairs and give Brandon a bovarian cream.

by JonkersAK October 30, 2015