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cowie cock

A north east term used to describe the decrease in size of the penis as a result of taking ecstasy tablets or 'cowies' or mdma
Dave: "These new pills give you a severe cowie cock mate"

Barry: "Shut up man you pure little doylem"
by Jimithy2010 March 13, 2010
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Simon Cowell

A judge on Pop Idol and American Idol. He has a strange liking for high trousers and he is disliked because he is honest to stupid crap wannabes who can't sing.
The stupid twat cried after Simon Cowell told him he was a pile of shit.
by psycho bitch March 14, 2004
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Cowie

"Fuck off Kelly ya Cowie" - Adrian
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Codee

A total babe. And sweet, comical girl with the most beautiful blue eyes in the inter world. Very friendly, sociable, and fun to be around.
She has a nice side and a naughty side that doesn't come out very often but she can be super sexy. And she is a major topic between guys.

She is all around beautiful.
She is such a Codee!
by HighSchoolBoys January 16, 2012
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Simon Cowell anti-christ

Simon Cowell, the most evil person in the world is actually the anti-christ.

Simon Cowell, the creator of idol and x-factor, also known for signing terrible ''''''musicians'''''' as 5ive, westlife and Il Divo, Is secretly on a mission to destroy all that is good about music by homogenizing it and changing it from being all about music into all about marketing. Soon all our musicians will be attractive white folk with perfect teeth and no creative talent, knowing only how to sing vapid, cliched love songs in the style of karaoke if he is not stopped soon.
Simon Cowell evil vapid anti-christ bad music new hitler cunt fuckhead dick anti music patronizing
Simon Cowell anti-christ
by Daneoid81 March 4, 2011
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more cowbell

Generally speaking, when it becomes apparent that either a person or group of people need to step up their game.
If we're going to kick the crap out of those guys in HR at this year's softball tournament, we're gonna need more cowbell!
by Pants Vader December 27, 2007
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Cowles

when you go over a jump on your mountain bike and land on your neck breaking your back and heaps of teeth.
what was supposed to be a backflip ended up becoming a major cowles

His riding style is quite Cowlesian
by HInto February 16, 2009
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