A meal eaten in a Mayfair Wankpit. There are usually at least five courses, none of which satisfy, and all of which cost far too much. The expression is derived from one of the traditional euphemisms for masturbation: five knuckle shuffle. The obvious implication is that the five course meal really is a pile of 'wank'.
Gwendoline, this five course knuckle shuffle is taking the edge off my apetite for the supper we will have in that other Mayfair Wankpit. I may well have to leave it on the table.
by stanleybalds September 29, 2012
His idea of a hot date is an Irish seven-course dinner before hangin' at the 7-11.
We had an Irish gourmet delight with some ketchup for dessert.
We had an Irish gourmet delight with some ketchup for dessert.
by adam_before_eve September 10, 2005
- Dude, where's Mike? I haven't seen him since the 16th hole.
- Oh, he's being blown off course by that hot babe who works in the pro shop.
or
- Captain! I've been blown off course!
- Sweet! Did she swallow?
- Oh, he's being blown off course by that hot babe who works in the pro shop.
or
- Captain! I've been blown off course!
- Sweet! Did she swallow?
by pseudonymph2009 September 29, 2009
The Delicious Last Course (DLC) for the popular game, Cuphead. Features giant's, beard dwelling gnomes, snowmen cult leaders, dogs that fly planes, a cow sheriff, bugs that make moonshine, sentient chess pieces and a very very good baker. This expansion sees you collecting ingredients for a tart that'll help Ms Chalice come back to life
"The Delicious Last Course is ballin ngl, favourite part was the moonshine bugs"
"I enjoyed the music"
"I enjoyed the music"
by writer Dino August 25, 2022
A sex position where a man, while drinking margaritas, uses a dental cheek opener to spread the vulva of the woman who’s wearing a catholic school girl uniform, and then proceeds to insert 5 crucifixes blessed with holy water into the vagina, while performing the act of sodomy so as not to offend the catholic God.
As a born-again virgin she needed to stay untainted according to religious doctrine, but to keep her alcoholic Mexican boyfriend from seeking sexual pleasure elsewhere, she allows him to perform the Five Course Taco Spread after school.
by TacoJonathon July 26, 2020
A term referring to how golf courses do not seem to fall under the same restrictions as regular consumers who sometimes have little or no water pressure.
There will never be any impact on golf course water rights because the ultra-wealthy would have nowhere to go and nothing to do if their well manicured golf courses weren’t lush and began to turn a most unpopular brown.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 04, 2023
Example 1
Person 1: Is that the Garden of Eden?
Person 2: No that's just a bunker at Blue Heron Golf Course
Example 2
Person 1: Fuck I just hit the chunkiest divot
Person 2: It's fine, did you forget we are playing at Blue Heron Golf Course?
Person 1: Is that the Garden of Eden?
Person 2: No that's just a bunker at Blue Heron Golf Course
Example 2
Person 1: Fuck I just hit the chunkiest divot
Person 2: It's fine, did you forget we are playing at Blue Heron Golf Course?
by ___(-_-)___ September 08, 2021