thatched-roof cottage 

A structure w/ a straw roof and stone-like- walls that Trogdor loves to BURNINATE

The peasants watched in horror as Trogdor burninated them and their thatched-roofed cottages.

thatched-roof cottage by Vap January 25, 2005

cooche cottage 

A cottage inside either clitopia or cuntopolis. Usually a whore house for teenage buttfucking. There is little to no Delay in getting in

Dude lets go to the cooche cottage to get our dicks wet.

Nah brah I'm gay

cooche cottage by BANANAMAN's Slit cunt February 7, 2014

chicken cottage 

high quality grandma bangin

Oi Jamal you fuckin druggo wanna get some chicken cottage

yeah boss you mean marijuana

chicken cottage by gungating March 11, 2018

thatch-roofed cottage 

A small building used as a home for peasants in the countryside. They are very prone to burnination.

Trogdor just burninated another thatch-roofed cottage.

thatch-roofed cottage by SMD August 28, 2004

moss cottage

A euphemistic term for a ladies front bottom

That's a lovely bit o thatch on your moss cottage missus

moss cottage by sharkez May 23, 2008

The Cottage Cheese Sandwich 

When a really skinny guy is involved in a threesome with two extremely fat chicks that have more cellulite than the craters on the surface of the moon.

My friend Brandon is addicted to The cottage cheese sandwich, some may say that it is in fact his favorite sexual activity.

The Cottage Cheese Sandwich by TheRealFuknCarl December 31, 2018

Dutch Cottage 

Like a Dutch oven but with multiple people under the covers.

He was hosting an orgy that turned into a Dutch Cottage after the bean burrito.

Dutch Cottage by OpusCroakus April 16, 2009