Cootie Brown

The drunkest person at the party

damn ...I thought I was drunk last time. but Kelly took the cootie Brown award from me

by JEH3 December 8, 2023

Cooties

The only STD that can be spread by just holding hands

"John and Eve held hands and now they both have cooties!"

by atomicblueberry May 6, 2021

Monkey Cooties

See 28 Days Later

"I can't believe that priest has Monkey Cooties."

by LoganberryOnUrbanDictionary June 17, 2025

Cootie catter

Jazmynns word for her pussy

OMG my cootie catter

by Js lover May 18, 2022

Boys have cooties

Boys have cooties

Every girl: Boys have cooties
The boys: Girls have cooties :/

by Screencheck Fortune [Gacha] May 21, 2021

Cooties withdrawal

When you receive cooties and your body becomes addicted. The only way to survive is to continue allowing a steady flow of cooties.

"Damn, I've been feeling sick lately." "Bro, you've got cooties withdrawal."

by Picholas February 5, 2018

cooties-esque

of or pertaining to the degradation of women.

Josh: Dude, then you would have wasted your whole night hanging out with a girl!
Tom: That's so cooties-esque.

by letom January 6, 2008