aw shit cooties

The excuse you use when a girl (usually named something like Sarah) tries to give you head but you don't want Had because she bites

"Dude I had a close call last night and if I werent for me calling aw shit cooties Tiffany would have bit my dick off"

by Chantheman224 November 26, 2016

cootie licious

Delicious cooties

Hey man you got some cootie licious cooties

by Dazai simp July 5, 2022

Cootie-ma

WET COOCHIE

Man that girl got that cootie-ma

by Amy walnut April 25, 2022

Cooty

Cooty is a thing/person that you find attractive/cute

Person 1 "Man she thicc."
Person 2 "Nah she a cooty."

by Big boy with bigger toys June 12, 2019

cootie proof

When you are looking so fine that if you ran into an ex or other undesirables you could confidently flick them off your sleeve like a dead bug without flinching.

Woah Girl, you are lookin' downright cootie proof tonight.

by sinbadsaharah December 13, 2012

Hootie-Cootie

A womans snatch.

Her hootie-cootie smelled bad.

by dewbmeister April 13, 2024

cooty call

A short term, sexual liaison between two women.

Sandra rented the basement from Jenny, but went upstairs for a regular Cooty Call when the mood was right.

by Woofmutt March 2, 2024