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Condescendilicious

Deliciously condescending.
1: Am I being condescending? ... That means to talk down to.
2: *evil stare*
1: Mmmm, condescendilicious.
by Craig Howarth August 26, 2007
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convection oven

the act of farting while driving a car with your family or friends, then locking out the windows so no one can get fresh air, then turning the air con to RECIRC so they can enjoy the malodorous effluvium over and over
George was driving his family home from Friday fish fry ona hot summer night and cut one in the car. He then convection ovened his family by disabling the windows.
by kreinke June 22, 2009
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shit eating contest

A particularly bad situation in which people seem to be unwittingly exacerbating things.
The Bush administration, a literal shit eating contest, the current job market.
by Jelly Mason July 10, 2014
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condescending asshole

A person who uses their own incompetence and ignorance as a basis for insulting someone.
"You work out to compensate for not being enough."
"Actually, she's deaf, severely dyslexic and unemployed, and I don't want her to have to live off welfare... condescending asshole."
by werdhoofen November 18, 2013
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poopularity contest

When a dude proudly displays the size of his unusually large shit to another man or group of men, to gain pride and respect among his fellow bros.
A typical poopularity contest:

Andrew: "Hey John, check out the size of this enormous SHIT i took!!! You wont believe that this thing actually came out of my ass!!! I... I think its moving..."

John: "Ill be right there, bro......... Whoa, i bet that weighs more than a baby, good one dude, keep up the good work. Let me take a picture so I can post it to my twitter..."
by mothercocker May 28, 2011
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dashboard confessional

Living In Your Letters
by Alex February 13, 2004
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Convenience Store Addiction Syndrome

A mental disorder causing one to go to convenience stores for non-necessity products. (usually enhanced by munchies)
Yo Nick has the worst CSAS (Convenience Store Addiction Syndrome), last night when we were cruising he went to 7-11 three times.
by The Z The M December 25, 2010
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