controller shock

when switching from one video game to the next, the phenomenon of accidentally pressing the controls for the old game.

Tim: How did that guy kill you??
Evan: I pressed B to crouch.
Tim: Controller shock's a bitch, ain't it?

by jessmakesyoulaugh August 2, 2010

Controleon

def. (adjective) A person or persons that exhibit the qualities of being a Control Freak with a Napoleonic Complex at the same time.

Look at Matt Rolloff over there, boy he like to tell everyone what to do! Yeah, I know...he's a Controleon...

by Sfinktourboy January 2, 2012

McAllister Corollary

An axiomatic theorum which states: There is a frequent correlation between a woman's mental instability and her sexual passion.

"Remember that chick he left the bar with last night? He said she was all over him in her car before they even left the parking lot; then her bouncer-ex-boyfriend started smacking on the hood with a timber chain and..."

"Another proof for the McAllister Corollary!"

by Scott Mansfield November 20, 2006

Daniel's Corollary

In response to "Xabys Law" (people that have pronouns listed in their social media profile are certifiably insane 99% of the time), A TikTok account "DanFromHR" introduced Daniel's Corollary (or The Christian Corollary) which is- if someone has the words "Christian", "Catholic", "Jesus/God is King", reference scripture, the bible or "Jesus Loves You" in their social media profile, there is a 90% chance they will either 1. Go in direct opposition of Christian values/edicts 2. Tell you "Jesus Loves You" when they can't debate your point or 3. Weaponize their Christianity and act oppressed.

We were in this really good debate about Abortion and sure enough someone came into the live and said we were all going to hell for "murdering babies" - checked out the profile, and of course, Daniel's Corollary as he had a scripture verse in his profile. After telling us we were all going to hell and that we were responsible for murdering hundreds of millions of babies, he insulted us and then said Jesus loved us before the moderator finally blocked him.

by TheJestersSon45 April 11, 2023

men wear pants in the relationship, but women control the zipper

a) a synonym phrase for "there are two sides (or more) to every story"

b) (forensic/criminal investigations, often used sarcastically): if you can't see the evidence, it doesn't mean it doesn't or can't exist.

c) (legal system): assuming that the defendant is not so severely mentally ill that even medications won't help, there is/should be/must be a motive to every crime.

d) a phrase meaning, everybody involved in the judicial system has their own motivations for acting the way they do.

based on the definitions above, especially definition d) CNN features a show called Death Row Stories because some prosecutors still need to learn what the phrase men wear pants in the relationship, but women control the zipper means.

by Sexydimma April 17, 2014

Controlled Rape

Controlled rape is where two parties consentually agree to create and plan a rape between the parties. This rape is in a controlled environment and both parties know the outcome will be safe and controlled.

"Jane" had a fantasy of being raped, but wanted it done safely where she knew she would not be harmed in a controlled rape environment. So Jane and "John" pre-arranged for John to sneak in her house while she slept and pretend to rape her. Reinacting a real rape scene.

by SweetDane July 28, 2009

balling out of control

Possesing monetary means that other individuals are unaccustomed to.

"Shit dog, they pop so much crys they're balling out of control."

by Alkan March 29, 2003