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contraflow

Where authorities change the direction of highway lanes to aid in the evacuation of people during a major disaster.
Since the hurricane is expected to make landfall in 48 hours, the Highway Patrol will implement contraflow on Highways 25, 40, and 65 to speed up the evacuation of residents and tourists. Traffic will only be allowd to go north on these roads during contraflow.
by Dan October 20, 2008
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blind contract

marriage certificate -weaving the 'state'/church into the equation of two humans who would desire to be 'linked' for any period of time. -pledging to remain the same to the person, without regard to chronological erosion, hidden, unrealized, or subliminal desires.
he signed a blind contract, then went crazy

they signed a blind contract, then both got sloppy fat

after signing a blind contract, realized he was gay
by michael foolsley December 21, 2009
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Weed Contract

Any contract that is signed while holding in a good hit of marijuana.

step 1: Load a bowl
step 2: Write a contract or have one written for you (in pen!).
step 3: Hit it, hold it, sign it.
I really didn't want to write my paper yesterday, so a packed a bowl and signed a weed contract for it. I got high AND got my paper done, it was awesome.
by Mr. Freasy May 15, 2011
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Contrastograph

A contrastograph is a paragraph that gives differences between two people, places, or ideas. The contrastograph takes the main ideas of the two things being contrasted and puts them into one paragraph.
Example of a Contrastograph
The north was against the institution of slavery, while the south needed slaves in their plantations because they werecrucial to the economy of the south.
by gaycheeks December 1, 2011
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Contractor Beer

Cheap, low quality beer you offer to people who help work on your house; instead of cash payment.
Hey, you want a case of busch for helping side my house?

No , i want you to pay me with cash, not contractor beer!
by CT140419 January 10, 2020
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Contractor

Pronounced "con-TRAC'-tor": A man who made words smaller by combining them or apostrophizing them.
In 1973, a contractor was brought in to help a group of ragtag misfits and ne'er-do-wells to come up with abbreviations for the US states.
by BigEPants September 10, 2022
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Contractor Slut

A Sub contractor that sells himself out to a general contractor by kissing ass doing “special favors
Whoring one’s self out to get the next job.
That Scott was working at the general contractors house on Sunday for free hoping he gets that next big job. He’s a typical contractor slut he will do anything for praise.
by Rube18 September 20, 2022
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