contracronymn

An acronymn that contains a contraction

Common contracronymns:
DW- Don't Worry
DH- Doesn't Hit

by Joseph Garbster January 30, 2007

boa constrictor

when a man takes his penis and wraps it around the base of the scrotum,protruding the testicles, showing similarities to a boa constricting its prey.

A. yo bro check out this boa constrictor!
B. eww gross

by tmfrb September 16, 2009

LMOA constrictor

(el-em-OAH-kon-strik-tur) A word used to describe a level of lol in which one has a metaphorical snake coming out of their anus.

Dude... When I saw Justin's attempt to triforce I had an LMOA constrictor.

by Birfdae Boy December 21, 2010

get a contract

the female equivalent of 'if you like it, you'd better put a ring on it' -better get signed, sealed delivered, and preggers, before the parts go bad!

jan managed to get a contract, then went on the kfc, potato chip and bon-bon diet!

she made sure to get a contract before her booty went bad!

by michael foolsley November 27, 2009

Boa constrictor

Squeezing a friend until he or she can no longer breathe

How was last night?
Sucked. Josh hit me with a boa constrictor.

by Jleebootyhole January 24, 2015

Fecording Contract

Similar to a recording contract except the artist is horrible. A mixture of Fecund and Recording Contract.

As seen on VFTW: "You people are nothing but LOSERS. What a waste of humans. You are nothing but retarded no bodies. Fuck all of you to hell. Pricks. Guess what?Pia will have a fecording contract within a week. Pussy paulo will go no where. What a bunch of assholes."

by perogi April 26, 2011

Oral contract

When your gf/wife promises you a bj.

Not fair...we had an oral contract.

by braziliancarwash February 13, 2012