Ads that have adapted to adblockers, and became "real" stories about saving 15 percent or more on car insurance. Also the 265th episode of South Park.
I just want to watch the news, but then I'm looking at an ad. I try to click the x, but it turns out its a link for the top ten worst celebrity plastic surgeries ever. So as I'm looking through it I get another ad leading to a slideshow on money making hacks even though it isn't even a hack, leading me to another ad, but I just want to know about the presidential campaign, but when I try to go back it turns out its a link to some sponsored content about Geico. And then the cycle repeats.
by aQUAT1C January 28, 2016
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A pissing match is loosely defined as two or more people arguing (and quite vehemently so) over some piss ant, petty, insignificant matter.
A pissing match is loosely defined as two or more people arguing (and quite vehemently so) over some piss ant, petty, insignificant matter.
{Police officer}: So, what's going on Megan?
{Megan} Drake & Josh are having a uranating contest over who destroyed my treehouse with their model rocket. Drake says he didn't do it because he knows nothing about model rocketry -- he pronounces the word, "fuselage" as, "fyoo SELL' a jee", and Josh says he didn't do it because he's a brainiac and set the rocket's course with deadly precision.
{Megan} Drake & Josh are having a uranating contest over who destroyed my treehouse with their model rocket. Drake says he didn't do it because he knows nothing about model rocketry -- he pronounces the word, "fuselage" as, "fyoo SELL' a jee", and Josh says he didn't do it because he's a brainiac and set the rocket's course with deadly precision.
by Telephony May 22, 2016
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Similar to user-generated content, but failed. The most widely spread type of media on the internet.
Youtube videos showing Dragonball scenes while Nirvana music is playing in the background are user-degenerated content.
by earl1999 September 19, 2009
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DGiz: "I guess you're winning the Urban pissing contest then"
CPiz: "Yes, aren't I clever!"
DGiz: "Eat a dick"
DGiz: "I guess you're winning the Urban pissing contest then"
CPiz: "Yes, aren't I clever!"
DGiz: "Eat a dick"
by ThePonderer December 6, 2016
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by Noah Armon March 16, 2022
Get the Urban Dictionary's Content Guidelines mug.The combination of 3 of the best emotions a human can experience; happiness, tiredness and just-eaten-an-amazing-meal-ness.
Holly: this food is so nice :|
Mark: tell me about it, i'm so tired though, i don't know if i have the energy to eat it.
Holly: hmm.. are you happy too?
Mark: ofcourse..
Holly: I'd say you were pretty contentfullsleepy
Mark: ^_^
Mark: tell me about it, i'm so tired though, i don't know if i have the energy to eat it.
Holly: hmm.. are you happy too?
Mark: ofcourse..
Holly: I'd say you were pretty contentfullsleepy
Mark: ^_^
by CardiganHeadBoy April 4, 2010
Get the Contentfullsleepy mug.Any event where males try to prove their worth by comparing their (often irrelevant) possessions/attributes, especially when size is involved. Good examples are the comparisons of engine or salary sizes. This meaning originates from the idea that he whose penis is larger is superior; primitive males would 'waggle their dicks' to show whose was bigger.
Reporter: President Johnson, why are we still fighting the war in Vietnam?
LBJ: (unzips his fly, draws out his substantial organ): This is why!
Onlooker 1: Dude, that guy just whipped it out like LBJ! It's like the whole war is just a big dick waggling contest!
Onlooker 2: That IS LBJ, fool.
LBJ: (unzips his fly, draws out his substantial organ): This is why!
Onlooker 1: Dude, that guy just whipped it out like LBJ! It's like the whole war is just a big dick waggling contest!
Onlooker 2: That IS LBJ, fool.
by Benny Singles December 8, 2007
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