conditioning hike

The most hellish and painful experiences on the planet. It starts off with a simple walk. And about 90 pounds on your body. For 21 kilometers. A big "fuck you" given to US Marines before they redeploy.

Hey Martinez, you want to go to McDonald's?
Nah man, I can't get fat before the Conditioning Hike.
Oh fuck, I forgot!

by Doc Of the Walk March 30, 2015

Conditioned

No. I'm not. But I bet saying that made you feel good, didn't it?

Hym "Yeah, hey, my co-worker's mom died like 15 minutes after you left. She's having the worst day of her life and you're... Doing what, exactly? I'm sure saying that was super important to you though. But no. Not conditioned. I want you to know... That I am going to masterbate to your wife later. And every time you kids bleed it's the best day of my life. Even if I don't know that it's happening. Even if I'm not alive to experience it. It'll be like my own religious holiday."

by Hym Iam October 22, 2023

the Stanley Dean condition

When you are at the age in your life when you arent too old to still get an errection, but can longer ejaculate anything more than a puff of air.

These days JJ has been experiencing "the Stanley Dean condition". At least he doesnt need to use condums anymore.

by ut4wade November 1, 2010

underlying condition

A Covid-denier's first response to hearing that a person has died from Covid-19. Because they absolutely know that the disease is nothing more than a politicized hoax.

"My friend died from Covid."
"She must have had underlying condition."

by Monkey's Dad September 7, 2020

Limited condition

That one friend who purposely does or says stupidly random things specifically for the amusement of others

He always does that, he's a limited condition

by Tts2018 March 10, 2025

Air-conditioned out

When you live in Texas and the air-conditioner in your high school stops working. Often results in half of the students ditching class.

Logan! Call your parents. School is air-conditioned out!

by Je parle français August 28, 2019

Air Conditioned Gypsy

Air conditioned gypsy is a phrase used in the song Going Mobile by The Who. This refers to someone living a gypsy or vagabond lifestyle but in comfort, similar to the idea of "glamping" or glamor camping; people who camp in RV's rather than tents.

I'm an air conditioned gypsy.

by Aris Rider November 24, 2021