Human condition

- The upset (divisive) state of humanity; the competitive, aggressive and selfish behavior of human beings, that is juxtaposed to humanities integrative moral instincts which are to be loving, selfless and cooperative.

A book named “freedom”, written by Jeremy Griffith, introduces the compassionate understanding of our species ‘human condition’. In defense of humanities divisive behavior, Jeremy dissects the underlying truths of the human race and our search for understanding, presenting an empathetic and honest look at the human races ‘condition’.

“That murder demonstrated the extreme extent of the human condition’s potential to cause destruction”

by Quake2000 June 7, 2018

Candise

the coolest person in the world.

Check that ho-ma out, it's like she thinks she's Candise or something.

by Robyn Robotron June 20, 2008

condimentia

When you can't remember if you have a condiment every time you go to the store, resulting in many duplicate bottles of several condiments.

While putting groceries away, Patty noticed we already had 4 other bottles of Miracle Whip. "Damn, my condimentia is really getting bad."

by 85cyclone April 17, 2016

conditional nice guy

A man who takes on the aspects of a nice guy, but only until he is rejected. At that point, he will abandon her and redirect his efforts toward other girls. While the result can be problematic for the girl who just rejected him, especially if he previously went to great lengths to do nice things for her, he will justify his behavior with the claim that he doesn't like being used.

Me: "I'm a conditional nice guy."
Other guy: "So you're a douchebag?"
Me: "No, I am a nice guy, but only until she rejects me."
Other guy: "But she has the right to say 'no'."
Me: " I hate being used just as much as she does."
Other guy: "Touché"

by snakemasterepic August 27, 2016

Conditional person

Someone you cant depend on because they are wishy-washy and only stick around only when its beneficial for them. As soon as things get tough, uncomfortable or uninteresting, they are gone. Their loyalty and character are contingent on the situation at hand, meaning, they aren't sincere or dependable. They're selfish and inconsistent- fake. They're always switching up their position and views in order to appeal to the person they are trying to impress. They're superficial and shallow. Not deep.

She won't show up if there's nothing in it for her. She's a conditional person. She'll act like she cares, as long as she gets what she wants.

by LetsBeReal1001 December 18, 2016

Super Condiment Squad

From condimentsquad.com a flash cartoon super hero group with Ketchup and Mustard.

"Ketchup I'm bouncing on the couch!!!"

by N8 May 3, 2004

self conditioning

It is developing attitude by awareness and practice to teach self control in negative past habits that cause harm and taking up habits that are more positive and constructive. Effective conditioning brings about changes in your thoughts, feelings, beliefs and behaviors.

Bola practiced self conditioning to become an optimist.

by Flicka06 April 19, 2018