Anti-Comment

When a person comments on someone else's profile, and then rapidly deletes it. Leaving the other person to wonder what was said and why it was deleted. Soon causing them to spiral into insanity.

Sometimes used to simply infuriate the other person, resulting in an "Anti-Comment War", in which both people proceed to comment on multiple things on the other's profile, only to rapidly delete them. Leaving the other person feeling dissatisfied and irritated.

John Smith commented on your status

*Person investigates this new comment, filled with curiosity*

NOTHING.

"Oh he did NOT just leave me an Anti-Comment!!"

by Ramses' Chin October 19, 2009

Comment Reader

1. A person who goes around his/her friend's myspace and reads that person's comments.

2. A person who reads comments on other people's myspace.

Jimmy: Hey Suzie, I see you invited Jake to the concert but not me!

Suzie: How did you know?

Jimmy: I read your comments on your Myspace

Suzie: You Comment reader!!!

Jimmy: That's not what your mom called me yesturday when she posted that bulletin!

by D-Ron Kelso August 15, 2006

Comment War

When a stupid 12 year old doesn't agree with what you comment and starts a "comment war"

Bob the local fat man is twelve years old and loves to cause drama on YouTube by starting comment wars.

by UrbonGuru April 23, 2016

Comment system

Something that the urban dictionary currently doesn't have :(

ohh I like that definition! I want to comment on it but the urban dictionary doesn't have a Comment system D:

by omegafox456 January 12, 2021

projectile commenting

Talking so loudly (especially on a cell phone) that everyone within earshot hears. Often done by self-aggrandizing poseurs who want people to notice them.

"I asked the waiter to move us to a different table, because that show business agent wanna-be was projectile commenting about his meeting with George Clooney"

by Ourmanflint1 December 19, 2007

douchebag comment

Anything 2 sense coming from a rude boys mouth.

After everything I say josh has to add his douchebag comment.

by kennedy nash November 27, 2009

mom comment

A comment made on facebook by a person's mom, usually ending the entire conversation. The mom comment tends to be funny only to the mom, embarrassing to the offspring, and scary to friends who may accidently say something they don't want parents to find out. A mom comment is a mother's way of trying to fit into the social lives of their kids, however their efforts fall short and they make a fool of themselves to the younger generation.

X: (Posts lyrics to a rap song as status)
Friend 1: (another part of the song)
Friend 2: (another part of the song)
Friend 1: (another part of the song)
X: (another part of the song)
Mom: Hey I know that song!!
X: mom comment^

by Ern Dizzle January 27, 2011