Colton Crum

A true player, has many wives/girlfriends. Will be seen killing zombies and or while screwing women. Colton Crum is extremely good in bed. Go fuck yourself if you dont know a Colton Crum, its not worth living if you cant laugh. He is a delicous piece of mancandy and resembles a airplaneman.

100+ girls: dammmmnnnnnn

Colton Crum: Seen not heard women!

by Airplanemancandy October 16, 2009

Doing a Coulson

When one leaves a formal debate to vomit outside. This is usually after a big night out. After the sneaky vom, the person will generally return to present their case.

"Dude, why did Josh leave the debate?"

"Haha, he's out there 'Doing a Coulson'".

by SneakyVom December 15, 2011

Colonized

When a white guy dates a black girl

"Hey man did you see Dave is dating that black chick?"
"Yea man she is has been totally colonized"

by YungUpgrade May 7, 2018

Colton

A boy who makes you feel pretty
A boy who is funny,nice, and everyone loves him
A boy who looks good in walmarts shirts
A boy i should have told how I felt

He's so Colton.

by idgaggd September 3, 2012

colon spelunking

The act of anal sex.

What that girl needs is a good colon spelunking.

by C.S. Lewis Jr. September 4, 2004

colon slug

A person who is far up the ass the management and only comes out to leave a shit trail on the work of everyone.

He's the chief operating officer's colon slug.

by CoffeeSommelier March 14, 2010

Colonel Regret

The feeling you have between 45 minutes and 1 hour after eating kfc where you feel sick from the grease

It is an accepted part of eating kfc that within an hour you will generally experience colonel regret unless you are a seasoned colonel veteran

by Browntown154 December 20, 2014