Colin Kaepernick

(Adj.) A dick

(Noun) A guy who doesn’t stand for the National anthem

Roger: “How do you feel about taking a knee

Steve: “I don’t want to be a Colin Kaepernick

by RogerGoodell June 11, 2018

cOlIn PoweLL

An unfortunate public servant who has been asked to do the impossible: serve as chief diplomat for the Bush Administration.

That poor bastard Colin Powell has to fly around apologizing for the arrogant policies of the Bush Administration.

by Marty October 22, 2003

Colin-oscopy

n. When an English teacher named Colin grades an essay harshly.

Damn, Mr. Steigleder gave me a routine Colin-oscopy on my Junior Thesis paper.

by Purell444 January 22, 2014

Colin

Colin, Colin is an amazing person with a great personality, but is quite insane and will make you bleed when messing with him, he has a hard shell and soft vented whence you meet him you’ll forgot you didn’t even know him, has an amazing musical talent most likely rock n roll instruments and has the ability to make you go from laughing to crying. Colin is absolutely beautiful and never admits it always saying they’re ugly, blue eyes and brown hair will stick by your side when needed, talks to friends but shy around others, he’s not the person you want to mess with and if you cross straws and tick him off, remember to run or bleed

Person 1: why are you in hospital?
Person 2: I made fun of Colin
Person 1: make sense

by Theboyes August 3, 2018

Colin

Colin is just such a dad. He is so kind and you can give him high fives and sometimes he will accept you and tell you that you are not as annoying as yesterday. He prefers fake syrup on his pancakes over real syrup. Also don’t leave him in the trunk for too long because he is too large to not die. He loves pickles and writing stories about pencils and how they hate breaking and losing their lead. He likes to throw shade at girls who like ostriches and he does not like pineapple on his pizza.

Hey, that kid Colin is so big I could cry.

Yo Colin put on shoes it’s showing.

Pls let go of the squirrel Colin.

by Happinesshither May 7, 2019

The Colin

A drink consisting of alcohol and espresso, with a touch of crushed Adderall

I'm so tired, but I need to rally. I'm going to drink the Colin

by MTVCribs February 28, 2017

Colin Macharie

The funniest guy in stand up comedy, and a regular on Whose Line is it Anyway? and is often made fun of for being a bald Canadian.

As Colin once said, "I'll be your lightning rod of hate"

by linds March 31, 2004