to distance yourself from shady/untrustworthy people, to not forgive those who have fucked you over. used by baltimore hardcore band trapped under ice as the title of their full length.
by istaycold09 March 07, 2009
Calling random people , and trying to make them buy or donate something they really don't want to and often just hang up because sales people have no soul.
Cold Caller: Hello my name is ___ calling for ..
Random person: Fuck off and take me off your lists now! (hang up)also see cold calling
Random person: Fuck off and take me off your lists now! (hang up)also see cold calling
by fuckmy_non-existant_life September 24, 2009
Ignoring someone via the internet; giving a virtual cold shoulder. Giving someone the cold keyboard may be due to:
- Annoyance with said person, caused by either a genuine problem or something utterly fucking stupid, like trolling.
- Having gotten pwned and having no possibility of coming back, giving the cold keyboardee immense satisfaction.
Et cetera.
- Annoyance with said person, caused by either a genuine problem or something utterly fucking stupid, like trolling.
- Having gotten pwned and having no possibility of coming back, giving the cold keyboardee immense satisfaction.
Et cetera.
When Johnny didn't understand that Betty's monosyllabic responses to his IMs meant she didn't feel like talking, she resorted to giving him the cold keyboard.
Sally gave me the cold keyboard after I kicked her in the ass arguing logic on facebook. There is no sweeter satisfaction.
Sally gave me the cold keyboard after I kicked her in the ass arguing logic on facebook. There is no sweeter satisfaction.
by KasiaR August 18, 2010
"We were going out for a month and I had to ask permission to sit next to her on the couch. That bitch was cold rice."
by Jonbron May 24, 2005
by MemeMasterMan January 30, 2018
A description of how cold something, somewhere or someone is. A way of saying it's as cold as it can possibly be.
by EverydaySausageShufflin'' October 04, 2012
by Amela892 March 10, 2018